The brilliant thing about dead teachers was how they never noticed if you were there, if you were gone, or if you were late. Selwyn sauntered into the class and took a seat in the front row, as if to illustrate this point.
As he sat down, he was just in time to hear a question put to the class. Uses for reducio and engorgio. He wondered if Golden Boy would be particularly enthusiastic about the two uses his mind immediately turned to. There was only one way to find out.
"Well, Reducio is great for shrinking people and keeping them in jars. Especially if they're the sort of people who get cool stuff in their care packages and have been holding out on you," he announced.
"And Engorgio is just as useful for those other irritating persons who have nothing of value, since firstly, you can make sure they never get anything of value, and secondly you can stop them irritating you by making them look grotesque. All you have to do is stick a target word like Auris or something in front of the incantation and you can engorge any part of their anatomy you like. Unfortunately, guys, I don't know the Latin for that part. Auris just means ear."