((also, hitting the bludger with the back of your broom would probably result in your broom being torn in half. It is a giant metal ball moving at high speed after all))
"AND THERE'S THE START!" Keith roared into the mic as Majere blew the whistle to signal the start of the game. "MALFOY WITH THE QUAFFLE FIRST, LOOKS LIKE THE OTHER CHASERS WERE JUST STANDING...SORRY, HOVERING THERE. ANWAYS, THE PASS IS TO TRAVERSE, WHO SHOOTS....BLOCKED! EXCELLENT KEEPING BY ASHERS! NOW DAWN'S HIT THE BLUDGER TOWARDS TRAVERSE, BUT IT'S BLOCKED BY KRUM! WELL THE GUY'S VICTOR KRUM'S SON, WHAT DID YOU EXEPCT?!" He shouted towards the Hufflepuffs, who had let out a moan at seeing that Krum wouldn't be deadweight on the pitch.
"MALFOY WITH THE QUAFFLE AGAIN, THE HUFFLEPUFF CHASERS NEED TO RAMP UP THEIR GAME! AND THERE WE ARE, MANSON-LUPIN INTERCEPTS AND PASSES TO KNIGHT! BUT IT'S INTERCEPTED AGAIN BY TRAVERSE, PASSED TO MALFOY AND - WATCH OUT FOR THAT BLUDGER KNIGHT! - NEVER MIND, DAWN HAS HIM COVERED, THE BLUDGER'S HEADING BACK TOWARDS MALFOY! OH, THAT WAS A GOOD SHOT LOOKS LIKE IT'S - WHAT THE HELL?! -" Keith shouted as Julia hit the bludger away with the end of her broom. "WHAT THE...TRAVERSE HITS THE BLUDGER BACK TOWARDS DAWN...IS THAT EVEN LEGAL? MAJERE ISN'T CALLING IT THOUGH I'M SURPRISED HER BROOM ISN'T BROKEN AFTER THAT LITTLE STUNT."