"Okay, I won't call you a dumb dog, if you don't call Daddy a prick. Okay? I know he irks you, but he means well. You do have to, somehow, understand my frustration at finding out my husband is a labrador and that he knows more about my daughter than I do even though he's not the one that has to do this whole labor and delivery bit. And I am very, very sure I cannot convince you to take my place for that little task. The fear gene in the male DNA prohibits any such consideration whatsoever. Alway has.
"Besides that, you do realize Abbey could turn out to be some weird WereDog hybrid--something never seen before. I might be giving birth to a fur creature. That is a bit unsettling, to think I might have to shave my daughter
"And did you just say a few WEEKS?? Oh, God. Let the boredom commense," she sighed. "I presume then, too, that you have plans for my diet and all sorts of other things that either you or Daddy feel have been out of control." She scowled at him. "I know you, and I know my father. You're in this together, aren't you? In some very twisted fashion, you're actually teaming up here. Well, it should at least be interesting to watch," she sighed. "I knew you were going to make me learn how to knit. Crap!" Without thinking, she waved her hand, and thousands upon thousands of knitting needles appeared everywhere in the house with all sorts of color of yarn, knitting all sorts of scarves, sweaters, hats, baby booties, blankets, with a deafening "clicketty clack" that seemed to drown out every other sound for blocks around. It aggravated the furniture that started trying to snap aggresssively at the knitting needles that just kept making the aggravating, deafening clicketty clacking sound. Khaat sighed heavily.