"Well," Angus said, glad to sit a moment when Aria said she'd go talk to Robert, "you are right about that. He and Simone love every single moment they can spend with her. Edward didn't get a chance to do much of that, except with me, of course. He keeps telling me it is a grandparent's privilege to spoil their grandchildren. Perhaps he's right."
Robert looked up when Aria came in. He was just finishing the last bite of a piece of fruit pizza. Kate got up and picked up both plates to take them into the kitchen. She listened when Aria said Suzanne had tattoos and a stomach bug. He burst out in hysterical laughter.
"What did you do, Robert Thomas Lupin?" Kate scowled at him.
"I need to send a message to Daniella," Robert said, trying to get up.
"Not til you tell me what you did," Kate did, deliberately taking his crutches.
"Well, Suzanne doesn't have a stomach bug, not exactly," Robert said, laughing.
"He's tinkered with something," Kate looked at Aria.
"I did indeed. We know who has been trying to tinker with my potions," Robert said. "Caught her red handed."
"What sort of a hex did you put on your potions?"
"The potions I sent with Hugo and Archer had a couple of teensy weensy hexes on them, and it is actually rather gratifying to know they worked. Good old Tom did not tell you the entire truth, though. The tattoos she has are magical tattoos of sick flobberworms. Instead of being the normal brown ones, these should be showing up as a rather disgusting shade of green, and they should exuding stinking brown mucus from one end and stinking green vomit from the other. And, of course, since they're magical, they can crawl everywhere on her skin, and I made sure to make all their fluids relentlessy itchy, and they leave a disgusting brownish green trail on her skin everywhere they've crawled.."
Kate wanted to be angry with him, but it struck her funny. And she laughed.
"That really is quite nasty," Kate said. "I'm really going to have to make sure you spend just a little less time with Michael, aren't I?"
"Michael had nothing to do with it. I designed this little surprise package all on my own."