''Now, all of you little beings, and that includes all three of you, which is actually quite a number if you compare it to... zero, for example. Now, seeing that those other idiots either decided to quit or are just late, I shall start with today's extremely boring lesson. I mean, every lesson is boring, right? And the professors are like, totally, crazy'', he said, ironically mimicking the thoughts of his pupils.
''Now, as for today's lesson. It is a very intriguing Potion I like to serve my enemies instead of tea. It is called the Babbling Beverage. As you all, well those of you with a normal IQ, should be able to deduce, this potion makes the drinker speak nonsense, or it makes him babble, as our folk would say. Your task today is to brew such a Potion and test it on your classmates. Since I see only gold and red, you shall test it on your housemates also. When you are done, and you can find all the ingredients in your book, give it to the person nearest to you to test. But, do be careful and make a precise Potion, because if you make a mistake, you could kill your housemate. And that would just be sad, wouldn't it?'', he said. He then gave a hand gesture for them to start.