Poe laughed at Adrian's words. ''You two are complete morons. It is more than obvious that she likes, no wait, loves both of you, and that you have the same feelings for her. Now, that is not good. Why? Although it is clear, let us conclude. First, you bring misery to her because she cannot decide whom she loves more and then she becomes crazy and we all have to listen and care about her love problems. Second, you two, as I conclude, should be friends, but your affections and Adrian's constant mumbling about not loving her, which is ridiculous, definitely influence your friendship, which should not be influenced and wounded by such a silly and irrational thing as love'', he said coldly.
There was a moment of silence. ''Now, dear colleagues, I propose quite a simple and cunning plan in order to solve this little problem. She loves both of you and both of you love her, which she is aware of. Now, in order to end this love triangle, one of you, I really do not care who, has to tell her that he does not love her, no, better, that he hates her, because she shows emotions to the other one. Yes, she will be hurt and will cry, but it will all fly away. She will stop loving the one who tells her and the other one will have her for herself, which is the main goal of this whole game. Now, the one who tells her will, of course lie, but what she does not know won't hurt her... much. Now chaps, I think that this is a very rational proposal and that you will both conclude, if not now then later, that it is for the best. One of you gets the girl, which is the goal, while the other still keeps on loving her, but can keep his friendship with the other, which is also a goal of the game. As Shakespeare would say: All's Well That Ends Well! I think that the solution to this problem will bring the much desired peace in our Common Room'', he added to them, waiting for their reply.