As a whole, Keith disliked dances. They were stupid, pointless, and incredibly annoying; an excuse for girls to dress up in the stupidest and most ridiculous outfits they could find and the boys to gawk. They were not a constructive use of time.
Not only that, but they were filled with small talk. Keith hated small talk. If he wanted to say something, he'd say it, and he wasn't a fan of prattling on and on about the most trivial things, such as the weather, or what other people were wearing, or whatever people talked about.
And yet, other people loved dances. They adored them. They even looked forward to them, for whatever reason. Keith had spent the better part of 12 years trying to figure it out, but hadn't been able to manage something beyond: Most people are stupid, shallow, and really cannot think of more entertaining things to do.
In fact, that might explain Keith's attitude towards life in general. Perhaps Keith's disdain of other people was the reason he had such few friends, why he sought to make everyone else's life difficult through pranks and other things. People were stupid, and they didn't deserve happiness, so he was going to go out of his way to make sure they didn't get it.
But, despite his undying hatred for dances, keith managed to find himself in the middle of one.
Again.
I really need to get less social parents, Keith thought to himself as he hit the ground from the portkey. After a few minutes of spinning, he had righted himself and was standing by the refreshments table, looking for an opening.
There was a small silver flask in his back pocket, just itching to get dumped in the punch, and Keith wasn't going to deny it it's life dream. No, Keith would spike the punch because it was his civic duty, to make sure this dance didn't end up as boring and dull as the other ones he seemed to attend.
Of course, Keith had never been one for self reflection. So all he new was that dances - and by extension, the people that enjoyed them - were stupid.