Keith frowned. "Rogue portkey? I guess...that's kinda...true...sorta." he shrugged. "I know I'm going to sound completely insane when I say this, alright? Because I know it's the stupidest thing I've ever heard, but just bear with me." he sighed and took a deep breath. "So I was on my way to visit Mama (Maya-Maw) - Mama is my grandmother, but I just call her Mama - and I had to bring her this special pocket watch," He said, digging around in his pocket for the tiny silver pocket watch. He pulled it out and showed it to her. "It's like, super old and worth more than my life, but it's really delicate so it can't handle apparation. So anyway, I use the portkey, but I wind up in New York City because apparently my Mama has gone completely senile and wants to make sure I see the world. So she's set up all these random portkeys around the world. I was in New York, where I met Andrew, but then I got taken to Ireland. Not here Ireland, another part. And I saw some more kids for hogwarts. But I found those portkeys, and know here I am!" He said this all very fast and ended in a large smile.