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We have been a Harry Potter Roleplaying site since 2007. If you're an old member we hope you come check out the discord link provided below. And if you're looking for a new roleplaying site, well, we're a little inactive. But every once and a while nostalgia sets in and a few of our alumni members will revisit the old stomping grounds and post together. Remember to stay safe out there. And please feel free to drop a line whenever!

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Since every few months or so a few of our old members get the inspiration to revisit their old stomping grounds we have decided to keep PA open as a place to revisit old threads and start new ones devoid of any serious overarching plot or setting. Take this time to start any of those really weird threads you never got to make with old friends and make them now! Just remember to come say hello in the chatbox below or in the discord. Links have been provided in the "Comings and Goings" forum as well as the welcome widget above.

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Post by Nick Potter Tue Jun 29, 2010 6:44 am

I know XD
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Post by James Wake Tue Jun 29, 2010 3:44 pm

ONE FUNNY WAY TO DIE WOULD BE
Death by Crumple-Horned Snorkacks
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Post by Vincent Majere Tue Jun 29, 2010 8:11 pm

James Wake wrote:
ONE FUNNY WAY TO DIE WOULD BE
Jumping from a plane, onto a truck. Then, from that truck, jump onto a moving car. As that car goes at 120 mph (on a German Highway), jump into a lake. Upon exiting the lake, get caught in a bear trap, fall into the corresponding pit, break an ankle, but still beat off the hunters with a leek. After this, appraoch the villain's lair, only to roll a 2, resulting in your ultimate demise by a "Cute Rabbit."

Omg thats hilarious xD
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Post by Matthew Lestrange Tue Jun 29, 2010 8:14 pm

Ahaha, Love that =P

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Post by James Wake Wed Jun 30, 2010 1:52 am

The saddest part is that this actually happened to me once upon a D&D session.

ANOTHER FUNNY WAY TO DIE WOULD BE
Receive a ring with the spell "Doom" cast upon it. Travel 600 km to the nearest inn, beat up an ancient pirate in an epic Star Wars finale battle, with violin's playing in the background. Then grab one of the violins, bash the pirate's head in, and take his map. Using this map, you climb up the perilous Mt. Richard, only to roll a one. This "one" causes victim to slip on a banana peel at the peak of Mt. Richard, causing them to fall to a perilous death. Luckily, a seven saves you, as it causes a giant slug to appear and inch you up to safety. Somewhere along the way, the Dungeonmaster decides to God-mode, resulting in a reality-altering explosion which lands the victim in... Barbie World.

Worst Death Ever.
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Post by Miseria Lupin Wed Jun 30, 2010 6:48 am

OMG, Barbie World. X_x
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Post by Andrew Thompson Sun Jul 04, 2010 12:36 pm

Uhm...

Epic way to die:
trying to read small text
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Post by Matthew Lestrange Tue Jul 06, 2010 12:00 am

ONE FUNNY WAY TO DIE WOULD BE
choking on a lifesaver

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Post by James Wake Tue Jul 06, 2010 7:19 pm

Nah, that'd just be ironic. You wanna know what would have been funny?

ONE FUNNY WAY TO DIE WOULD BE
Death by M.Night Shyamalan. Like srsly. The man can't direct sh!t. Imagine how he manages to live his life.
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Post by Andrew Thompson Tue Jul 06, 2010 7:23 pm

Now that was a cheap shot against an average mvie maker xD

UVE BOLL MUST DIE THOUGH
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EPIC WAY TO DIE:
Justin Beiber Songs...that why I am now a part of the Metal Milita haha xD
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