Diagon Alley - A strange place full of wonder

“Well I am glad I could be of some help but the bloke isn’t to be trusted in Paris. He is much too susceptible to those legs. Those beautiful, beautiful women..” Robert could feel his mouth watering and he knew he’d have to make a visit to Paris soon. “Actually I don’t really blame him they are brilliant in bed.”

Robert raised an eyebrow at the young Malfoy and sighed. He did wonder if the right girl was going to pop up and slap him silly for being an idiot his whole life but it seemed as if it wasn’t going to be happening any time soon. Maybe he would just be one of those men who had all the women but stayed a bachelor their whole lives only to find they’ve got an illegitimate son which will be the heir to his fortune.

“No women. I think I repel them to be honest.” he admitted with a shrug. “Perhaps I should get a real job and perhaps get dating again. I can’t spend my life hanging about you and your clumsiness. I swear if you had brains, child, you’d be bloody dangerous.”

Robert picked up a napkin and chucked it to Rosalie with a smile on his face. She was completely useless at times but good for a laugh.

Rosalie loved Robbie but was always disgusted by his point of view on women sometimes. Hearing him talk about Paris like that, made her shake her head from side to side. "Wow really? I totally wanted to know how French women are like in bed. Thanks." she said sarcastically.

"What can I say, your young and you want to experience...or even experiment..."she laughed. "But it will change for you." Rosalie's mouth went wide as he was insulting her clumsiness.

Smiling at him she said, "Well I got it from hanging out with you! And plus I'm not the one who let my friends take my clothes, and woke up running around in Diagon Alley in my birthday suit! And from the way you speak about girls makes me think that I should just go around a sleep with random guys and show my legs. Wow! You are such an bad influence on me. Maybe I shouldn't be hanging with you." She took her index finger and pointed at his chest pushing him backwards.

"Now what do you have to say to that pretty boy?" she grinned at him while raising her eyebrow.

“They’re bloody brilliant and you could learn great things from them.” Robert smirked, putting some ice cream into his mouth. He was fairly insulted when Rosalie decided to drop a hint about experimentation. Even if he decided to bat for the other side then he’d needed someone to be gay with. He didn’t want to be alone in the world. “Baby girl I do not want to be a lone homosexual alright? I don’t think anyone around here would go for me with all these women running around. Then again I am delicious so who could resist me?”

Rob raised his eyebrows and licked his lips before looking Rosalie up an down. He smiled cheekily and laughed.

“Well if you’re going to be servicing the wizarding world then I’ll be your first customer if you please. And to the fact that I was running around Diagon Alley in boxers enjoying the company of naïve seamstresses I have nothing to say but tell Scorpius to try it some time. That is what I have to say to that and when you decide to make friends with some of the more adventurous Slytherins then let me know because I’ll always be here for a bit of fun baby girl.” he smirked. “That’s what I have to say about that.”

"Oh! The things I can learn! Lesson 1: the many different sex positions. Lesson 2: How to make a guy scream. Lesson 3: Giving a good orgasm." She giggled and took another scoop of her ice cream. She repeated laughing again as the look on his face was very amusing. "Now I know what type of guy you are. Your one those cocky guys that can get whatever he wants just because he looks good."

She watched as he licked his lips and looking her up and down. "Don't look at me that. I'm just being honest. You are a bad influence on me. Your going to have me on a coner of some street in Paris, with a mini skirt, a see through shirt, cheap make up, and stripper shoes, waiting for some guy in a european sports car to stroll by my way. And I wouldn't even be surprised it was you." She took the cherry on top of her ice cream and bit it off its stem. "On second thought, it would be a lot easier if it was you."

“They have practical lessons as well, love, not just theory. You do have to put what you’ve learned to the test. Also, men don’t scream - that’s your job sweetheart. You’ve got to scream loud and true.” he smirked and ate some more ice cream, listening to her very accurate description of him. “Yes but as long as I get what I want I don’t complain. I do seem to have a fetish for dangerous women though. They’re very demanding and like it rough I must say.”

“Look, I may be a bad influence but at least it would be me in the sports car willing to give you some time.” Robert smirked. “I’m the best, you can’t really say no to me. Besides, I’m sure it would be better if it was me - being your best friend and all.”

"Yeah, those lessons are practical into you get in the bed. And boy's do scream as well. Usually when a girl screams loud, means that your hurting her. So I'm guessing you don't know what your doing." she took her spoon mashing her ice cream down. "It's all about the pretty people these days, personality is no longer a factor." She shook her head in disgust.
"Rough?! Geez! no wonder why there screaming, your hurting them!" she said jokingly.

"Yes you'd look very good in a sports car. I know you would show me a real good time.
"No. No. No. No. and No Robbie. You see I can say NO to you all I please, its you, keep telling you self that I can't resist you. You may have good looks. But I can see pass those looks ." Rosalie thought about it for another minute. "When is the next time you go to Paris? Because I think I want to go with you."

"You aren't going to Paris missy." Robert smiled. "You're far to pure and innocent for that. Or at least you bloody well should be. I'm ashamed now - how could I ever go and talk to your grandmother again? She'd just scowl and scowl and scowl."

"Oh come on Robert! Besides I'm very mature for my age. Who cares about my grandmother she scowls at everything. Even if we tell her I'm going to Paris for educational reasons, she scowl. She would scowl for the rest of her life if she had to. I think it would be a wonderful oppourtunity for me to explore a new place. I could see the eiffel tower, and many other different places, and go shopping. And you know the in's and out's of Paris, you can watch over me. You have to admit it's a perfectly executed plan. I really want to go. Pleeease?"
Rosalie poked out her lower lip and gave him puppy dog eyes. She knew she could never resist her puppy dog eyes. Hopefully it worked.