"Wha? Oh. I'm no professor. I was always better on a broomstick than I was with a quill." He chuckled as he scratched his stubbled chin and grinned. "Mordecai Warton, that's the short of it anyways. I guess I go by Coach now rather than "Morty Drover"."
Morty Drover being the nickname he had that was associated with his rank in the international Quidditch circuit. His manager had thought it better to stick with something simple and catchy, something that people could easily remember rather than use his real name. Too many syllables seemed to make people's heads hurt.
"So what's the lively end of this place anyways? I'm a bit tired of chasing hippogriffs off my pitch and I could sure do with a spot of nightlife." He said, unable to keep the rolling accent out of his voice. He tried to minimize the Kiwi accent as much as possible in Britain. He wasn't as well like here as he was back home and after the accident, well, it was better if he just kept a low profile for a while.
Madame Rosemerta chose that moment to bring over their orders and plunked for a foaming mug of Butterbeer before each of them before she placed a large bowl of hot stew down in front of Mordecai, followed by a crusty loaf of bread.
"An' I don't want to see a single piece left." She said to Mordecai and whisked away before he could get a word in edgewise. Interesting woman that Rosemerta.
"Well you lot, I don't know how you Brits do it here but where I come from we share everything when we have ourselves a sit down. Dig in and don't be shy. Life's to short to waste it waiting in the wings." He said as he pushed the bowl of stew in the center along with the bread. He tore of a chunk of bread, dipped it into the bowl and closed his eyes for a moment while he chewed.
That was some stew.