"Do let me," Michael said, drawing his wand. "Recipes, look sharp now, Sort, collate, and stack yourselves neatly in the proper culinary catagories." He flicked his wand, and there was a new flurry of papers.
"What the hell kind of spell is that?" Robert scowled.
"Give it a minute," Michael said. "You have to let it know who's boss." The papers sorted themselves, collated themselves and then organized them by culinary catagories--appetizers, soups and salads, main dishes, sides, desserts, and beverages. "There! See? It worked perfectly."
"I can't believe that actually worked at all," Robert said. "That was no kind of a proper spell."
"But it worked, didn't it?"
"Yes, and I don't know how."
"Good, that'll keep you up for a month of Sundays trying to figure it out, then."
"Doesn't it bother you?"
"No. Why should it? If I can simply tell it what I want, I don't have to bother with all of that mumbo jumbo that Dumbledore said was absolutely necessary to make it work. Changing the subject, how are Angus and Edward?"
"Angus and Edward are fishing. Angus is quiet, but he's alright so far. Edward has been completely released off of Nigel's disabled list, so he's mission fit again."
"And Simone?"
"Albeit a bit surprising, she's solid as a rock, or so she appears," Robert said.
"You know these young lovers, all twitter pated with each other so that they see nothing but each other."
"Young lovers, are they?" he laughed out loud.
"Do you have any sodas at your place?"
"Two or three cases of things. Why?"
"Can we have them? For now. I'll replace them."
"Don't replace them, just drink them in good health. Jack, if we can find some able bodied folks, you could go raid my larder and bring back anything that will spoil in the near future so I don't have to air out my house for several weeks. Snidely knows you, so he'll let you in, I'm sure."
"Wait, you're going to send Jack to raid your icebox?" Robert teased. "That's like sending the fox to guard the henhouse."