"I like to think I'm a born blender," Elijah retorted, a grin sidling languidly over his features.
The Deputy Minister leaned back in his chair, slinging one arm over the top of it, giving him the air of someone who had not a single care in the world. It made Millie frown a little bit, if only because she knew it was the exact opposite. But like all Krums, Elijah thrived on appearance. It was everything. It was a distinct and important show that had to be put on, to save face. She was certain that it was a pureblood thing. Theodore was exactly the same, Baldric too, to a certain extent.
"And this pretty low on the list of dodgy things you've done in the last couple of years," Millie pointed out with a tart tone of disapproval.
"Sweetheart," Elijah drawled, leaning forward. "If we want to talk about all the terrible things I've done, I'm happy to, but you're on no moral high ground because I'm sure if we tritty-trott off to the ministry and have a look, we'll often find your name right next to mine. Secretarial composition, and all that."
Millie's cheeks burned and she gave a stiff nod, conceding that Elijah was right. He poked his tongue out at her, a gesture so incongruous in comparison to what he'd just said to her that she almost felt dizzy for a moment.
The bickering was easy enough to listen to. It was all in slightly dubious taste but no one meant any harm and it ended in grins. Further down the table, though, there was a much sterner reception to Keiran than imagined. It made Peter look up and frown at the Order leader, the natural desire to defend his brother welling up within him. He didn't know who they were eluding to. Millie did, however, and, catching the end of their conversation after flipping off Elijah, sent a puzzled look in Ollie's direction, her eyes betraying her intentions to corner him at some point and ask if everything was alright.
Peter shifted a little bit at the mention of Aurors. It was Millie's turn now to fire a wry smirk, as though this was now some sort of game the three of them were playing. Peter shot her a dark glare and visibly swallowed his fear, a nodule dipping down his throat. He licked his lips and furrowed his brows a little.
"The Aurors and I have a tricky relationship," he ventured, unconsciously bringing up a hand to rub over the Azkaban number etched, albeit now slightly faded, into his skin. "They're not meant to know, either, about The Chandelier Room. It's meant to be a lounge bar. If anyone in there sniffs a rat, we're done for."
"So you'd rather forego the best men the Ministry has because they might arrest everyone in there?" Elijah asked, incredulity lacing his tone.
"Including you," Peter shot back with a tempestuous look. "But, with all due respect Deputy Minister ... if they're the best that the Ministry has, then I don't want them anywhere near us. If they're 'the best', why isn't Urien already in Azkaban?"
Elijah visibly bristled. His long fingers curled into his palm and he straightened himself up. Millie watched as the veil of irritation washed over her friend and her eyes widened a little bit as, for all the world in that moment, he looked the spitting image of his father.
"Some of the Aurors are on Urien's payroll," Millie murmured before Peter pressed on and before Elijah had chance to spit out something he'd regret.
"Which ones?" Elijah snapped, his eyes sparking with suppressed fury at the suggestion. Millie shrunk a little bit, immediately regretting saying so, and shrugged her shoulders, averting her gaze.
"Don't speak to her like that!"
"Peter--"
"What?" Elijah hissed, rounding on the elder man. "You expect me to just sit here and absorb that and nod like a fool or something?"
"What are you going to do about it?" Peter snarled. "Are you going to storm into the Auror Office, sack all of them, and replace them with people who you don't know? People who may be even further embroiled in the Death Eaters or organised crime? Don't be foolish and don't meddle in things you can't ever hope to control."
Elijah bit the inside of his cheek and sat back in his chair, thoroughly wounded by the elder man. Peter swallowed and stole his hands off of the table top before offering an apologetic look in his brother and sister-in-law's direction.
"We could use glamour charms," Millie suggested quietly, her gaze settling on Keiran. Peter averted his eyes again, that prickling feeling that he was intruding sidling across his shoulders once more. "Or ... or, one like it but mean that we can see each other as ourselves still? Who would we be if we were polyjuiced?"
"Someone famous," Peter suggested with a chuckle. "Might be quite funny. It'd be interesting to try and get those hairs, too."