by Plotting NPCs 2 Wed Jul 09, 2014 12:15 am
Hello, darlings.
Oh, Hoggy-Warty Hogwarts. You really outdid yourself.
As you ALL know, the party was a smash. It was not only the peace that was shattered. But more of that later. I need to make sure you ready every juicy morsel.
Last time, practically last week, Eva DeLuca had just secured herself a beau. It seems our disapproval fell on deaf ears. Not only did they continue their boring little romance, but they spiced things up. The two ran off to Vegas, plastered, and, you guessed it... 'Teva' got married. First off, Vegas is definitely not the chic place to get married nowadays. Much too tacky for my taste - take note, young couples. Secondly, is this even legal? Eva can't even legally drink, and now she's marrying an adult? Thirdly, isn't Tyler a self-proclaimed douchebag? Definitely nor marriage material.
The voice of reason in this? Katie Knight. It seems Katie Knight called Eva a slut, we commend her, and Eva repaid the honesty with a punch to the face. What does this mean for you? Eva DeLuca is now on our hitlist. All info and dirt you have on her now has a bounty. I prefer to be the only one to deliver face-crushing blows.
Here's the first. The happy couple may not be so happily married. SPOTTED : Ty flirting with third year Mel Hastings. Could be innocent, but we definitely overheard the word 'pretty girl.' It's a tad inappropriate, is it not, Ty?
Speaking of pedophilia! Remember Toby Cooper? Yeah, me neither. The boy disappeared off our radar but has recently resurfaced... wth some lovely arm candy. Yes, it seems Toby C. and Frankie L are an item. They were spotted again in the Ministry riot. Things must be serious is Toby was willing to bail his beau out. Is it true love, or is it just a coincidence? We'd loooove to know, lovelies.
We suppose we had better relay the big news now.... Henri Finch is back. Just in time, too. Things were getting so horribly boning. We're counting on Ms Finch to cause some drama.
Our beloved Hogwarts library - you know, the place where the losers hang out and the cool kids snog in the librarian's desk - has been torched. Literally. The culprits have not been confirmed but this much is true : the only people spotted out of bed after that hour were all below year five. It seems the new generation is promoting trouble.
Last little bit of news is currently unconfirmed, but rumor has it one of my sources overheard an interesting conversation between I. Malfoy and C. Malfoy. It seems Little I is to wed cousin A. Greengrass, and she's not exactly thrilled. Who would be? I is a queen of fashion, but she's stuck in the 14th century. Seems this damsal may need a new prince.
Looks like my well of information has run dry again. I do hope you are all whetting your appeitites. I need some more polite conversation. Any information at all hogwarts - you control your Fate.
Or, at least, I'll let you think so.
Until next time. All the love I have.
Your Best Friend,
Miss Monger
