Ducky was so used to being spurned (always fondly of course) that the impact itself was quite expected so he could prepare for it. He, however, had not expected quite so malicious a blow. But who would have expected anything but a slap, a smack, or even a light punch? But, nooooo. That must not have been interesting enough for Ellery Dixon. She insisted on banging her head against his – and her head must have been full of rocks, so heavy and unpredicted the blow had landed.
She scampered off of him as he clutched his head. “Bleeding balls of ancient glory – what the f*ck was that?!” Though there was some obvious pain in his voice, a bemused smile was sitting comfortably upon his expression. He pushed himself up, still clutching his head as he tried to will the pain away. It hurt, a lot, as she had had gravity on her side. But his personality would not allow him to express the sour or negative feelings. The smile remained screwed on his face, though he knew he would be an unhappy person when he awoke the next morning with a bum knee and a throbbing headache.
She wielded a broom and he put his hands up and shook them, unable to refrain from teasing her even now. “Oooh, scary.” He preemptively ducked, afraid that he actually would take a broomstick to the face – that was the last thing he needed right now. Her question was beautiful indeed, a question worthy of an equally sassy response. “Well… I was trying to get you off of me and, as you can see, it worked perfectly.” He allowed for the smirk on his face to sink in. “What, did you actually think I wanted to kiss you? What would give you such an idea, Celery Stick?”
If that didn’t goad her, nothing would. And if that goaded her, it had to mean she was bit more emotionally interested in him than she admitted. And she admitted to care nothing for him. He tilted his side. “And you very well know that I’m not a pig. Pigs don’t have feathers.”
Her next words made him sputter into laughter? “What are you –a paranoid father from the sixties? Smoke grass?” He plucked a handful of grass from the pitch and threw the fistful at her. “You’re naughty today, Celery. A right pain.” He grinned.