Over-plot me, please!

Bertie, now best friends with Toby and sister to Viv is completely torn. He doesn't want to choose between the two and ends up siding with Toby! (Drams!) Bertie and Toby continue to get closer and Toby makes a move on Bertie, much to Bertie's horror and runs and hides in the clock tower.

Bertie, now best friends with Toby and sister to Viv is completely torn. He doesn't want to choose between the two and ends up siding with Toby! (Drams!) Bertie and Toby continue to get closer and Toby makes a move on Bertie, much to Bertie's horror and runs and hides in the clock tower.

Who happens to find Bertie in the clock tower but VIV! She comforts Bertie at first, but as soon as Toby's name comes out, all she can do is rant about the Gryffindor. Viv is of the opinion that the werewolf had poisoned Bertie against her. So really, she doesn't help all that much.

Jack forges good feelings between Viv and Toby as they see each other more often as Viv becomes Sunny's Potions mentor, and Toby lives with Jack.

Bertie's gets work experience at the daily prophet but to save travelling Viv introduces him to Jack who let's him lodge for two weeks. Bertie begins to see Jack like a cool auntie.

Wally accidentally hands him a bottle of contaminated pumpkin juice rather than his pumpkin juice and has to deal with high Bertie.

Toby meets Wally. While Toby's attempting to be friendly, Wally thinks Toby's hitting on her. Wally hits Toby. Toby hits back. They fight, and both end up rather bruised. As they both lay exhausted, the two are rather impressed with each other. Wally, in her brilliantness, figures out that Toby's gay. Wally feels stupid, while Toby sits there looking confused. They laugh. They bond. They conquer. The End.

The werewolf pack miss Toby and find out that he recently moved in with Hallie in her new appartment above a shop in Diagon Alley.
On her way home from work the pack jump Hallie when it's dark and then they try and kill her and suddenly Toby looks out of the window and sees it all

Toby runs downstairs, and in his panic-induced adrenalin accidentally kills one of the were's that used to be his best friend. Upon taking Hallie to St. Mungos, Toby is informed that his sister has received terrible brain damage and will certainly die within the year. Angry and distraught, Toby goes out and gets drunk. He dies of alcohol poisoning seven hours later. Hallie makes a miraculous recovery, and spends the rest of her days hunting down the wolves that stole her brother from her two too many times.

Wow, that was morbid. How about I throw some rainbows and smiles and unicorns in there?

Take two: Toby runs downstairs, and in his panic-induced adrenalin accidentally kills one of the rainbows that used to be his best friend. Upon taking Hallie to St. Mungos, Toby is informed that his sister has received happy things and will certainly be a unicorn within the year. Smiling, Toby goes out and gets drunk on rainbows and sunshine. He sings about unicorn poisoning seven hours later. Hallie makes a miraculous recovery, and spends the rest of her days hunting the unicorns that smiled at her brother from her rainbow.

There, now isn't that so happy it's almost sickening?

That was hilarious! The rainbows and smiles and unicorns.

Okay.

Hallie eventually finds an item that turns out to be one of Toby's horcruxes that the werewolves all vowed to make in the pack. She cuts off her hand, uses the blood of the werewolf that bit him and then their fathers bone to resurrect Toby. However in the process the two turn evil and vow to take over the country.