Yo People, It’s me again! And I’m back with even more juicy details, facts, secrets, lies and rumors. It’s up to you to decide what is true and what is not. So have you figured it out yet? Who I am? I didn’t think so. No one has tried to rip my head off yet. Evilness, seems to be the new in thing. Everyone is either r evil or crazy. Which one are you?
So any way my first little bit is about a certain Greyback named Aubrey. Apparently he’s supposed to be a guy, but from what I’ve seen and heard I don’t think Terra is that much of a guy at all. I think ‘he’ was a girl at one point in time. Thought those operations were only popular among muggles, but I guess not. So he most definitely once was or still is a girl, hiding behind a mask with short hair. Care to tell me the truth Aubrey?
Now sticking with the odd guys Jack Kubin, you’re up! So we all know how you seem to be so in to Cecilia Krum but your to goofy and sweet to be straight. She has to be a cover! You are totally gay… Go ahead and admit it. You should never be afraid to be your true self. It’s quite obvious I’m not. Only reason I haven’t told you all who I am is to see the amazing wonderful sight of you trying to figure out who I am. And that is where most people would add a little evil wicked witch of the east type of laugh.
I’m sure all of you know this but that Slytherin Caiden person; he is totally afraid of birds. At one point of last year I personally witnessed a few people trying to push him into the owlery. I could have sworn he was crying as they did so. It was really kind of mean, yet so funny at the same time. I still laugh when I think of it. Hey Caiden, figure out whom I am and maybe I could help you through that stupid little fear of yours.
Only a few more paragraphs for me to write today but this one is all about you Mr. Vasquez, and his new love of Killing. It seems that he will be absent from school about one a month, because he is totally a werewolf now! I think this is because or Ms. Alexis D’eath. They both seem to enjoy howling at the moon and eating animals or in some cases people who they kill themselves.
Oh does everyone remember that Adrian Potter guy? Professor Jess Potter’s older brother? Well he had gone missing and he’s back! But he doesn’t seem to remember anything. So if you see him he probably won’t recognize you. Might scare him, you know that whole stranger danger thing that parents teach little kids. I’m pretty sure he completely took that saying to heart.
Felix Barker, Are you losing your touch? I’ve been watching you, Spying on you, as well as everyone else. But I was sure that if anyone would catch me it would be you. Normally nothing can get anything past you. Let’s see how long it takes you to notice me lurking in the shadows of his life like he does with his victims, namely Cecilia Krum.
Soooo this has mostly been about guys this week and I have decided to leave off with a change of direction with that Aria Wilberton-Greyback girl. She’s the only one I haven’t been able to dig any dirt up on yet. Trust me just because I haven’t mentioned most of my secrets yet I have them. I have something on almost all of you. But this girl seems to be squeaky clean. What is going on with her?
Well that’s it for now folks, because it’s not possible to tell you everything on one piece of parchment. So I’ll see you next week or maybe sooner possibly later... You get the idea.. Love you.
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by Avis Summers Tue Aug 07, 2012 8:20 pm
Never trust a shy and quiet one, ha.
