Hey everyone, It’s your best friend, or maybe worst nightmare here, and I’ve got some dirt for you. I’ve been watching you all summer, finding your dirty little secrets, helping to spread the rumors. Then one day I got this awesomely wonderful idea. I decided it would be much more affective and easier to tell you all what I’ve dug up all at the same time, but writing it down in like a newsletter! I know, I know that annoying kid Keith already has something like this called Keith’s Korner, but this will get even more in depth and personal that that. Anyway all that kid cares about is that stupid spice, yeah he’s the one that supplies everyone with it, including Cecilia Krum! But I’m here to tell you everything that is going on in this wonderful world we live in. So right now I’m going to promise you that I will do whatever I can to every side of the story, and name as many names as possible.
I’m sure you all have heard this by now, but Felix Barker has returned. He has taken three girls, but only two of them have escaped from him. Some are not so sure if he is really finished with the ever so popular Cecilia Krum, but she’s been in Hawaii throwing a party and not seeming so normal, since she was released from St. Mungos. So any way, my sources tell me that Mr. Barker has left the only girl he really seemed to have feelings for (Still not sure if those feelings were even real) Naomi Greyback, Makes me wonder what she’ll do next, Kill someone, turn them into a werewolf, but she does that a lot doesn’t she? Now back to Felix, he is on the run! Khaat Lupin has signed his Death Warrant and wants him dead!
Earlier I had mentioned how Felix has had two other victims besides Cecilia, one of who will remain anonymous until I get more dirt and she gets older (She’s so young!)But the other and the oldest of the three, Jamie Prophet seems to think Felix has split personalities. Is that even possible for him? I mean we all know he is crazy, but how crazy? Any who Jaime has seemingly fallen in love with one of these supposed halves! Did I tell you all this earlier? I don’t remember But Cecilia Krum is Pregnant and all signs point to Felix being the father. Him or that hunky Professor Collins, or possibly a Muggle HOBO!
Now While I’m Talking about crazy people and professors. Mr. Thaor Elldir has seemed to have snapped along with Nathaniel Mulciber, who has been sent to St. Mungos to stay in the Psychotic Ward! I have a feeling that these two and many more may be staying in padded cells wearing those stupid jackets that make you hug yourself soon, and I mean very very soon.
There is one more crazy person on my list, Jack Dyllan has been behaving weirdly at work, some (Like my sources) would even call it erratically, and it all seems to be connected with the head of the Department of Law Enforcement NEOMO OMARA! I still need to dig up some more, but I feel there is something going on there, on the romantic side of things.
I have only a few more people on my list who’s lives I’ve imposed upon and I think I will start off this paragraphish thing with Georgia Wheelbarrow. She’s really not all that much better than us, after all. Not only is she hiding the fact that she is not really all that experienced in the art of sex but also that she’s not even a pureblood! That’s right her mum is a muggle! Makes me wonder what other juicy tidbits she is hiding from us.
This next bit is about a group of girls, or should I say one girl and her struggle with sexuality. Any way Gisele Delecour and Melissa Finnigan have been caught fooling around on many many occasions, even someone of which they do not know about! Well now Cerelia Avery seems to be in on it too! What are these girls getting into? And more importantly can I get in?
Okay only two more gossipy details until the important stuff! This one is for you Mari! Maybe you can explain this better than myself. So everyone seems to have lost it, and Mari is not an acceptation. She is still living with Elijah Krum, though she refuses to love him without a really good reason to, but we all know she still does! Oh has anyone seen the one they call Matt Lestrange? He seems to have gone missing, but has he really? If you said no then you guessed right. No he hasn’t He’s just running around with a different face, I’m pretty sure it is plastic but who knows.
Now for the really sad stuff. Death. There has been a lot of it around here lately, starting with that of a newly graduated and widely loved Chastity, Chase, Moor. I was not personally close to her but it seems she has taken her leave from this world. Then Mariposa Cruz, was murdered, buy who I don’t know, but she has been missed enough to send poor Nat into a deep depression. Now this icky green plague has taken its first victim, a sixteen year old Hufflepuff half-blood, who I believe was the sweetest girl to walk the planet. Her death was slow and painful, but it ended with one last peaceful death. They will all be missed dearly.
So back to a happier note, have you guessed who I am yet? No? Grate! So I won’t be telling you, you’ll have to keep an eye out, I may let it slip one of these days, who knows. You may just be surprised! So until next time, Love you and keep the rumors coming.
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*she had started to sign her name but then scribled it out and drew a large lopsided heart*
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If you all like this i'll keep going with others, if not then i'll stop. i really enjoyed writeing this and maybe it will inspier some IC ideas. I was hopeing that once everyone found out that Aria was the one writeing these then they would all get really mad about here for writeing it all.