Breakfast in the Krum household always started the same way. People would wander downstairs and collect their coffee. Some would head to the table and some would stand by the French doors and have a cigarette before drinking their coffee and wandering back upstairs for a shower. On the day of the wedding, much was the same except it was a lot less leisurely. The women of the family had taken it upon themselves to make everyone else’s lives hell and those who didn’t get their arses in gear would find themselves on the end of a nasty hex that would surely ruin the wedding photographs. Most of the men got on with it though and only a few of the particularly brave ones who thought that the wrath of their wives wasn’t as bad as it actually was. Those fools now sported anything from antlers to a pair of hooves.
Elijah had wisely stuck his head around the door and turned around again. There was no way he was going to fight his way through that just for a cup of coffee and a bit of toast. Instead, Elijah did the smart thing and retreated back upstairs. Since the Krums had been home, the manor had turned into a Bulgarian version of a Las Vegas strip club. Elijah had been relatively tame for once and he’d gone to bed without needing someone to keep him company. Occasionally someone would come with him and watch a movie with him on the television that Viktor had had installed but apart from that Elijah spent his nights reading until he Mira crawled into his bed at some ghastly hour. Then he’d turn off the light, bring her to him and they’d fall asleep. There’d been no shenanigans on his part since he’d been home; much to the surprise of nearly everyone.
Climbing the staircase into the ‘bridal wing’ Elijah went in search of his step-mother who, true to her character, was found with the dress pressed against her body, her face wrought with worry. Elijah leaned against the doorframe and observed the lean woman idly, taking in her thin frame and the beginnings of a baby bump that created a ripple in her virtually flat stomach. Elijah wasn’t entirely sure what he thought of having another sibling. He knew this was what Viktor wanted, what he needed, but he didn’t know what he thought about it – what he thought about potentially being replaced. He doubted that he was the right one to lead their family after everything he’d done wrong but he didn’t like the abrupt way Viktor had chosen to do it. Life was precious though and Irina was young. This was her first child and Elijah wasn’t going to begrudge her of that joy.
Irina’s eyes flicked up to Elijah’s reflection and she turned, her stomach becoming more apparent to the Animagus that was stood in the doorway. He could smell the child on her but he couldn’t say whether it was going to be a girl or a boy. She smiled sadly at him and her hand slipped to her stomach. Elijah noticed that it was something all women did and it was something he adored doing too. Mostly, he liked teasing the little people inside. He liked to tap their stomachs and listen for a reply of sorts. He didn’t know whether Viktor did that with him or Cecilia and he certainly didn’t know whether he’d do that with his third child. Elijah hoped he would father this child properly though. He didn’t want to see another Krum being brought up by a nanny. Elijah adored Stelladora but he shouldn’t have done. He should have adored his mother; not the woman that was his mother for all intents and purposes.
“What if he doesn’t like me?” Irina asked suddenly, looking back at herself in the mirror. “What if I get down the aisle and he decides he doesn’t want me anymore?”
“Why would he decide that?” Elijah asked, pushing himself off of the doorframe. He entered the room and walked over to where Irina was stood. She turned once more and abandoned the dress before launching herself into Elijah’s arms. He caught her easily and sighed in her ear before wrapping his arms around her, enveloping her in his warm embrace. “What’s wrong with you, Irina?” He whispered. “Come on...you’re fine, you are absolutely fine. I’m here, alright? You’re getting married today! My father isn’t that bad. Look, I’ll help you get ready...how does that sound?”
Irina sniffled and pulled back from him, her eyes wide with unshed tears. She quirked an eyebrow at him and Elijah smiled at her. Their bond had developed through letters. He wouldn’t exactly describe her as a mother figure but he liked the idea of a sibling bond and that was what it was between them really. He was as attentive and he handled her with as much care as he handled Cecilia with – if not more. Irina was a delicate little flower; a tiny fish in an open ocean filled with sharks. Elijah had been her friend in the end and it seemed fitting somehow; it seemed right that they were friends.
“You’re going to help me get ready for my wedding?” Irina repeated, unsure as to whether she heard him correctly. When Elijah nodded, she laughed. “Really? But you’re...you’re....”
“Male?” Eli filled in for her with a smirk. Irina nodded weakly and Elijah let out a bark of laughter. “Yes, darling, well spotted. Now push off...go and get showered and made up. I’ll help you in a bit, alright?”
Irina nodded, smiled, and flitted across the room to the adjoining bathroom. Literally as soon as she shut the door behind her, the main one into the bedroom opened, revealing Esmeralda, Esperanza and the rest of the girls. Elisabeth was bunched in between them looking the most put out to find Elijah there, picking the wedding dress up off of the floor where Irina had more or less dropped it.
“What are you doing?!” Elisabeth screeched, storming into the room. Elijah blanched and stepped back, holding the dress up as if waving the flag of truce. “Get out!” She exclaimed.
And with that, Elijah was unceremoniously thrown out of Irina’s room and was marched back to his wing by two of the girls. Needless to say he felt incredibly embarrassed. Elijah soon summoned the House Elf, Blink, when they disappeared. He told her in explicit detail to go and wake up his sister if she hadn’t already woken herself, to sort out any guests and leave waking “Mistress Mira” up to him. Elijah thanked the elf and ducked inside his room. He ran over to the bed and jumped, lanching himself onto it. He was careful to land on his side but the landing was sure to wake up his fiancée.
For good measure though, Elijah leaned over and kissed her on the lips.
“Wake up, beautiful,” He sang, smoothing her hair away from her face. “Wedding day today...free cake..”