May 5th
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~Ok, so, uh, I just got this Journal. NOt so sure what to do with it. My mom sent it to me with Lil' Stumpz. The poor owl barely made it here without a heart attack. It passed out in the Yorkshire pudding. I was going to take the little guy out, but than I saw my friends face, and I burst out laughing.~
~Ah, ok, so, Everywhere, all the people who were Mexican was celebrating Cinco de Mayo. I wish I could say why they celebrated it, but I don't. I think I heard it was their independence day or something. I really don't know. Anyways, while I was walking down the corridor, planting my Wizbangs in a Knights Helmet, I noticed two people in iCINCO DE MAYO! T-shirts making out. I decided to plant my Fireworks some other day. I left right before the chick began removing her shirt and the Caretaker came. He almost saw me, but I left.~
~Aw man. I just got back from the Great hall. I tricked the ringleader of a group of Slytherins into using my punching telescope. They chased me through the whole castle, shooting Petrificus Totalus at me. It hit some random sutdents and an owl. I got up the the Common room and here I am now. Waiting for them to leave. I can still hear them stomping around the corridors, waiting for me to come out. Hm.. I just llearned a new dissection curse.. Should I try it on them?
by Jack Kubin Sat May 14, 2011 9:57 pm