"Sir don't be modest, we all know you're the hottest person in this room" he said with a wink at the professor, before busting out laughing, "Sorry sir, can't hold that straight a face very long," he said with a smile, hoping that the professor would realise that he was only kidding about.
Then the lesson began, which was good. He watched the professor's boggart walk out and shuddered slightly as he saw the dead body, this person clearly meant something quite close to Wilson's heart. Poor man, it was probably a long lost love or something
"Sir, doesn't it have to be something funny?" He asked, noting mentally that the professor's boggart did not perform anything funny at all when he confronted it, but then deciding not to pursue the matter any further, knowing that boggarts were often very personal experiences. "I'll go first," he said, standing up and walking to the closet, before nodding to the teacher.
When the boggart stepped out it was nothing special, nothing too dramatic. Most people had the same thing, a dead parent, a dead friend, or something like a dementor, all such deep things, such wise deep things... that everyone seemed to have. Everyone seemed to be a wise person in this day an age. No, when his boggart approached it took the shape of an eyeless spectre, floating towards Sam and the class. Something about the empty sockets had always got to Sam.
"Ridikulus!" He shouted, laughing loudly as the spectre deflated like a balloon and fell to the ground