This ball, whatever it was, was a bloody nuisance. Luckily, he was the Headmaster with a Limp and he could easily avoid such meaningless gatherings. But, he had to greet them all, didn't he? He put his ceremonial robes (for the first time since he came here) above his suit and limped down from his office through the staff halls into the Great Hall. As expected, it was full of people, some of whom he had know, some of whom he had never seen before and the rest were just kids. He greeted McCoy, who was mingling around and keeping an eye on all of them, and limped, silently to the front of the desk... at least where it should have been. He used Sonorus on his vocal chords and then coughed. This should be over rather quickly.
''Hear ye! Hear ye! The king of United... Oh no, wait... wrong picture! The Yule Ball, right? Ah yes! Now, good evening to you all, I am, as you may or may not know, Edgar A. Doyle, the current Headmaster of Hogwarts and the host of this event. I should welcome you all and hold a speech about things such as friendship, unity and all that Jabberwocky. But, of course, you shan't see that happen! Now, you are all here to dance so I am not going to take much of your time. Greetings to all of my colleagues and thanks to those who replaced me being here. To a certain Lithuanian guy trying to get into a certain French gal's pants, good luck. Remember, the punch is on the right. I also thought this was a private thing, which makes me wonder why we are having some older people here? This isn't some twisted Matrix-something plot, is it? Well, nothing a good night's sleep won't take care of. As per the students, honestly, I wish you all a very good ball, dance, chat or just sit on a chair, whatever pleases you because this is, truly, your night! This is probably the nicest thing I have said to a student. Don't drink much because, I won't be the one to tell your parents you are getting a baby boy or a baby girl... my office is closed from now on for your parents... Elldir, that Ministry freak will, probably, take care of that. He is a better people's person. Now, as for you all, I wish to you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! And that would be all... I exit, stage right!'', he said.
He looked at them once more and then turned around, limping back to his office.
(Yes, I know it is a tad late... but still :-D)