Golden Showers

Oh god! Oh Merlin and all the holy angels!

Selwyn scuttled, crablike, down the second floor corridor. There was a bathroom around here somewhere, he knew! He'd passed it a dozen times! He'd-

-never noticed it was a girl's bathroom.

Horror spread across his face as realisation dawned. Well, the closest any look could get to horror on Selwyn's already decidedly uncomfortable features. It was all he could do to stop himself grabbing his crotch and prancing from one foot to the other like a very small child.

That did it! He couldn't hold it any longer!

Selwyn strode across the corridor to the open window, unzipped his fly and felt the sweet relief as he, erm...

Jack exited her stall in the second floor girl's bathroom, ignoring the cries of Moaning Myrtle. Most people avoided this bathroom, and it was for that precise reason, No one wanted to deal with a moody ghost. Jack... well Jack dealt with far moodier beings, so she enjoyed the isolation of this bathroom.

She washed her hands and readjusted the strap of her bag before exiting, beginning to stride down the corridor. A boy was facing towards the window and she walked by... but was drawn to a halt as she suddenly realized what she had just seen.

She stood, her back to the boy as she tried to register what was going. She cleared her throat, her eyebrows scrunching, realizing she never would have imagined her saying the follow sentence... "Uh... Are you peeing out that window?"