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Post by Samantha Burns Tue Aug 24, 2010 4:20 am

I didn't think that I was that popular on here. LoL, it did make me laugh. And for the record, no I wasn't suppose to have those kids because I was a vampire but no one told me that till it was too late. And Ne'Os didn't turn me Andrian did when he was a vampire that is. I have no idea how he came back to life and is now a werewolfish. So yeah, if anyone has any good ideas about what I could do next in my charries love/life, just pm me and let me know thanks.
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Post by Jess Potter Tue Aug 24, 2010 8:16 am

I say instead of a single ship, you chronicle the many relationships of Andrian Potter/Daniel Valentine/(And we're delving pretty deep here) Roran somethingoranother (stronghammer, i think) as it's something that everyone knows about, Andrian was the site's biggest... how to put this nicely... womaniser... whoops, didn't hit the mark there did i? xD
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Post by Darren Tue Aug 31, 2010 5:47 am

Awesome Keith. You should have your own forum for this Razz

Ne'os and Sam would have been better as a couple had their relationship been more realistic. It wasn't at all, it was just weird.

Jess: Was? he still is :/

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Post by Lucy Weasley Tue Aug 31, 2010 5:58 am

Now there's a title to aspire to.
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Post by Keith Nicholas Tue Aug 31, 2010 11:14 am

Yay, Darren likes it!

The next one will be Andrian's relationships. I'm just gathering a bit of information and It will be up soonish.
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Post by Jess Potter Tue Aug 31, 2010 11:35 am

Hoorah... Y'know, in the years of our friendship, darren's never said anything that nice to me

*Cries* You bastard Keith

*Shoots jealous stare at Keith*
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Post by Keith Nicholas Thu Sep 02, 2010 10:31 pm

*A red curtain is quickly drawn back, revealing a large red sofa. Two people sit on the sofa, one a small, young blonde boy in a casual suit. The other is an older woman, also blonde, who wears a stylish black dress. A tattoo can be seen on her left arm. They both smile and wave to the camera*

KEITH: Hey folks. I'm Keith.
SANDRA: And I'm Sandra. And this is-
BOTH: SHIPPER ON DECK!

*A brief montage of pictures play, mostly Keith and Sandra laughing. In the final picture, Keith lounges on top of a giant heart with an arrow through it while Sandra finishes Spray painting the words Shipper on Deck in the middle. The both pose and smile towards the camera*

KEITH: It's that time again.
SANDRA: Last week, we talked about the controversial Nemantha ship. And it was...interesting.
KEITH: Normally, we'd have our letters section right now, but instead...
SANDRA: Today, we've got a little something different.
KEITH: In all his glorious wisdom, our manager booked us a special guest star! Come on out Samantha!

*Samantha enters, sits on couch, waves*

KEITH: So first, congratulations on your recent engagement...
SANDRA: *quickly* But down to buisness. As you know, last week our episode revolved around you and your ex, Ne'os Emof.
SAMANTHA: *shivers* Yes and thank you for inviting me.
KEITH: Now, the reason we've asked you on the show is a simple one. You claimed, in a letter, that we had gotten some information wrong.
SANDRA: We admitted our writer was lazy and incompetent, and therefore we invited you here today is to correct us. Are there any obvious, glaring errors you'd like to address?
SAMANTHA: *smiles, turns to crowd* "Um...One that comes to mind is that Ne'Os was not the one that changed me. A former student of Hogwarts and another ex of mine, Andrian Potter."
KEITH: *grins* Andrian? Really? Did you two have a thing? Did Ne'os know? Was there angst?
SAMANTHA: *giggles, blushes* "Um....well...."
KEITH: Dunna-du-duuuuuuuuuuun
SANDRA: Um. Well, as entertaining as that is, it isn't exactly the point of this segment. Let's move right along to the two biggest Out of Character controversies...your age and your vampire kids.
KEITH: Vampire ba-bies....
SAMANTHA: *blushes* Yes I know I'm young and I know that everyone thinks that I'm a slut, but that is only their opinions. When I had my children no one ever told me that I couldn't, so I had more. I would have not had them had someone said but it's to late now. *eyes flash red, fade to normal*
KEITH: *Grins* And while we're on it...
SANDRA: *Puts her head in her hands* God help me...
KEITH: What's the deal with Evil Sam? Why is she evil? Why is she flying? Why is she talking in bold red text?
SAMANTHA: *smile fades* Oh, that. Well my evil side usually only comes out when I'm being threatened, she can fly because I can fly, and the red text was just for effect. To make it look a little more evil. *smiles again*
KEITH: Right....
SANDRA: *Smacks Keith upside the head* Well that’s all for today Samantha. Thank you for your time.
KEITH: Let's give her a big hand folks!

*Samantha nods and smiles, leaving the stage. Keith and Sandra look back at the audience*

KEITH: Well that was...
SANDRA: Enlightening?
KEITH: I was going to go with a *Keith’s mouth is moving, but only a long beeping sound can be heard. The audience recoils*
SANDRA: Somehow you just managed to say more cuss words than I’ve heard in my entire life.
KEITH: It’s a gift.
SANDRA: Well, at least we've learned a valuable lesson.
KEITH: Vampire babies rock?
SANDRA:.....You know what? Let's just go with that.
KEITH: Yessss...Anyway, we'll be right back after these messages. Stay tuned!

*Commercials show*

*Fade back to Keith and Sandra, both smiling*

SANDRA: Today, our segment focuses not around a single ship, but around a single man.
KEITH: His name? Was Andrian. And he had a habit of being a bit of a-

*Music begins playing, drowning out Keith's voice*

MUSIC: Womanizer, woman-womanizer, you're a womanizer, Oh womanizer, oh you're a womanizer, baby You you you are, you you you are Womanizer, womanizer, womanizer (womanizer)

*Music fades*

KEITH: That.
SANDRA: Andrian dated several woman on the site. We actually have a list right here...Sophia, Nikki, Samantha, and Belle.
KEITH: However, that was just Andrian.
SANDRA: See, Andrian apparently had another account..an alt by the name of Daniel. And while Andrian was going around being...well...for lack of a better word...
KEITH: A pimp?
SANDRA: Yes. Anyway, Daniel was also doing his fair share of dating.
KEITH: In the form of Lilly Potter, Chase Moor, and Isabelle Stevens.
SANDRA: We could dedicate a different episode to each ship...
KEITH: Or they could become a MEGA-SHIP
SANDRA: Quite. We call it-
KEITH: Anphthakkibelielliisach!
SANDRA: Yes........that.
KEITH: It pwns.
SANDRA: As you can see, this episode isn't a true ship per se...more of a chronicle.
KEITH: An encyclopedia.
SANDRA: Because we're just awesome like tha- who wrote these lines?
KEITH: I like em.
SANDRA: You also like the taste of glue.
KEITH: So?
SANDRA: *Pinching the bridge of her nose* Can we take five?

*Commercials*

*Screen fades back in*

KEITH: When we left...
SANDRA: We were just about to get started with the chronicling.
KEITH: We should start at the beginning.
SANDRA: Andrian's first girlfriend was a young girl named Sophia Granger. She was 15 at the time, and they were apparently best friends before dating...
KEITH: Multiple times.
SANDRA: She describes it as "on and off"
KEITH: We describe it as "can't make up their damn minds"
SANDRA: The couple was actually one of the first on the site. But, eventually however, all things come to an end.
KEITH: In this case, it was when Nikki Granger, Andrian's real life girlfriend, joined the site and got all...I'm sorry, I can't read this word.
SANDRA: *peers over into Keith's notes* Um...this is a direct quote from an anonymous source..."and got all fiulahlfuacbl;a,"
KEITH: Dear Jess anonymous sources, please use real words. Signed, Keith and Sandra.
SANDRA: Anyway, from what we can gather, it was not a popular move.
KEITH: Ah, but love conquers all..
SANDRA: If by "all" you mean "about two weeks, then you're correct, I suppose*
KEITH: But they got back together!
SANDRA: And broke up.
KEITH: And then got back together!
SANDRA: And then broke up.
KEITH: And then....ah, screw it. You get the picture.
SANDRA: But Sophia wasn't mad.
KEITH: Despite Andrian...uh...dating...
SANDRA: Her in character sister.
KEITH: GOD he is a pimp.
SANDRA: *pops an asprin* After dating Nikki....
KEITH: A young lady named Samantha Burns joined the site.

*Crowd ooohs*

SANDRA: And as the story goes, Andrian was dating them both for about a half a week before dumping Nikki and going out with Sam officially.
KEITH: That's...that's...
SANDRA: Disgusting? Horrible? Maddening? I'm speechless too Keith...
KEITH: PIMPTASTIC!
SANDRA: Good lord....
KEITH: He is such a baller.
SANDRA: Where were we....Sophia and Andrian still maintain a strong relationship....turning Samantha into a vampire...ah! After dating Samantha, Andrian fell in love.
KEITH: Boooooooo!
SANDRA: With a certain Belle. They went steady...
KEITH: What?!
SANDRA: And eventually got married. *Shoots a smug look at Keith*
KEITH: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-*panting, frantic gasps*-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
SANDRA: Hah.
KEITH: *Sobbing* Who will I look up to now?
SANDRA: Eli?
KEITH: Oh. Right. Heh. Heh.
SANDRA: And so ends the story of Andrian.
KEITH: But not...of Daniel.
SANDRA: Uhg.
KEITH: Daniel started out dating Lilly Potter.
SANDRA: Before moving onto someone named Isabelle Stevens.
KEITH: Anyone recognize that name?
SANDRA: 'Cause we sure as hell don't.
KEITH: But there's a reason for that, isn't there?
SANDRA: Oh yes. See, after two-timing Isabelle with somebody-or-other, Daniel dumped her for Chase Moor.
KEITH: Who he then dumped.
SANDRA: To go out with Isabelle.
KEITH: Who he then dumped.
SANDRA: Isabelle had a hissy fit and left the site...
KEITH: Who he then dumped.
SANDRA: *whispers* Wrong line.
KEITH: Oh. Got into a rhythm.
SANDRA: Andrian then deleted Daniel.
KEITH: Badda-bing, badda boom, mofo.
SANDRA: *Panting* And this...is where..we're going to have to end it.....
KEITH: See you next time! I'm Keith!
SANDRA: And I'm Sandra. And this is...
BOTH: SHIPPER ON DECK!


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Post by Brienne Ravenquist Thu Sep 02, 2010 10:36 pm

You know what I'd like to see? A Brienne or Daniel Joshua ship of some sort. Like Brienne/Daniel (Brieniel), as impractical and improbable as it is, it'd make a very funny Shipper on Deck.
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Post by Jess Potter Thu Sep 02, 2010 11:46 pm

But they don't go out do they? And i don't think they're shipped by anyone, are they? But no doubt, it would be an interesting one.

Also, i very muchly liked this segment i actually fell of my chair laughing when i reached a certain keypalm, very nciely put there.

And darren didn't say it here, but he was rofling too, he told me so *Nods*

Good job!!
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Post by Brienne Ravenquist Thu Sep 02, 2010 11:55 pm

Actually, Jess, a couple people did think that Daniel/Brienne was real. Most likely because they hang out all the time, and they're a male and female duo.
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