RrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!A small flock of grouse who had been nesting near the entrance of the Pitch quickly took to the air with wildly flapping wings, having been startled out of their early morning rest by the echoing roar that erupted from the confines of the Quidditch field. Who could blame them? One minute the day was calm and quiet and the next something or someone was going off like a bullhorn. Tck!
Mordecai's booming barks of laughter filled the Pitch as the last remnants of his victory cry faded into the morning sky. Ahhhhhhhh by the blazin' Scottish sun it felt good to be alive! The sun was shining, the wind was on his side today and the Pitch was empty. What more could a man ask for?
"Time to bring in day." Mordecai said to himself, completely at ease with his surroundings. He loved the early morning when there were no prying eyes to watch him go about his business nor inquisitive minds to ponder over his actions. What he did on his mornings was something most of the students here would think completely barmy. Had they ever attended a New Zealand match they would have thought differently.
Looking neither left nor right Mordecai dismounted and stepped aside as his broom gently drifted downward in order to rest on the grass on its own accord. Had he been paying the slightest bit of attention to the edge of the stands he would have felt a pair of eyes on the back of his head. However Mordecai was too focused on the task at hand to tune into the feeling of being watched. Clearing his mind of the constant buzz of everyday worries he breathed in deeply and tugged his hair free from the ponytail that had kept it in place. Next came the robes and he shrugged out of his thick knit sweater that he had worn under the cape in order to keep the north wind's chill out of his bones. He tossed everything aside and stood alone in the middle of the pitch naked from the waist up. A large black Maori tribal tattoo curled around his right bicep and snaked onto his shoulder blade in a complicated swirling patter of jagged lines and precise dots. On his chest, inked right over his heart, was a large and rather frightening looking visage of a Maori Tekoteko head with its tongue protruding from between curved tusks. The eyes that scowled from behind a menacing frown were multicolored and even from a distance the smoldering gaze seemed to glare daggers at the world at large. Protection and the path of self-discovering were etched onto his body and the images alone showed the mettle of the man that preferred to live life in the clouds rather than on the ground.
"Ringa pakia! Uma tiraha! Turi whatia! Hope whai ake! Waewae takahia kia kino!"
(Slap the hands against the thighs! Puff out the chest! Bend the knees! Let the hip follow! Stamp the feet as hard as you can!) Mordecai's voice roared into the stands as he turned to face the North and shifted into a straight backed fighter's stance. Only the wind howled in response to his command but Mordecai wasn't even aware of it. His eyes were open but they held a bright gleam in them that made his usually cheerful demeanor a thing of the past. Standing there alone in a school pitch wasn't the school's passionate Quidditch coach. Stand there cocooned by twenty years of tradition was Morty Drover, the New Zealand National player, scrapper and team captain. And Morty Drover was about to throw down his challenge.
"Ka mate, ka mate ('I die, I die)
Ka ora' Ka ora' (I live, 'I live)
Ka mate, ka mate (I die, 'I die)
Ka ora Ka ora (I live, 'I live)
Tēnei te tangata pūhuruhuru (This is the hairy man)
Nāna i tiki mai whakawhiti te rā ... (Who caused the sun to shine again for me)
Upane... Upane (Up the ladder, Up the ladder)
Upane Kaupane (Up to the top)
Whiti te rā,! (The sun shines!)
Hī!" (Rise!)
Each command was followed by a precise and timed action as Mordecai let loose his stand-alone Haka in honour of the sanctity of the Pitch and all the memories it carried. It was a tradition in New Zealand for all Kiwi players in any sport, be it muggle or magical, to perform the fabled Haka before the start of any match. It didn't have the same impact as it would have had there been an entire team behind him following his lead but a one-man haka still had the heart of it. Reaching for the sky Mordecai slammed his right hand over his heart and swung his arm out in a stylized gesture that was meant to offer his thanks for the new day and for being deemed worthy to be allowed on the Pitch.
To a Quidditch player, the Pitch was the life, the cathedral, the sacred space where battles were fought and the hearts of men were put to the test. It wasn't just some silly field with a bunch of bleachers. It wasn't a spectacle to be see and had by the mundane. It was a place where you came to live or to die. And for the Oceanic teams, the Pitch was the Dream Time, a place where energy, memories and experiences came together to form something truly out of this world.
Only when his voice finally died down did Mordecai relax from his stance and straightened himself out. The cold was getting to him but he didn't dive back into his robes just yet. There was something about feeling the wind on his bare skin that made Mordecai feel connected to the earth in a way that was lost to most people in this day and age. There was magic in the ground under him and in the air around him. Everything lived and breathed around him and through him and maybe it was this style of thinking that kept Mordecai from turning into a crotchety old man with aching joints and a chip on his shoulder a mile wide.
Sighing to himself Mordecai gave his head a good shake and tapped back into reality. What time was it? He wondered how long he had before he had to make his way in for the morning meal and teacher conference that was being held around noon. Bah. Meetings. Mordecai hated being cooped up and lectured at when half the stuff that was being said didn't even concern him. Ah well, it was part of the job and he had to take the good as well as the not so good.
Heading back to where his robes lay scattered on top of his broomstick Mordecai paused for a moment as he reached down to nab his sweater. The hairs on the back of his neck were standing on end. Someone was near.
"Who's there?" He called out as he straightened and glared about the Pitch. Who was out here at this time on a Saturday? He made no move to grab his wand as his eyes swept over the stands first and seeing no one, scoured the shadows of the off-field. Was it a student? A professor? Or was it something that had no business being here.
"DeadMeat if that's you I'm gonna knock your blinkin' block off." Mordecai growled as he squinted at one of the towers. The tawny Hippogriff that Mordecai had formally dubbed DeadMeat was quite the character and had a fetish for stealing Quidditch gear. This wouldn't be the first time that Mordecai would have to chase the git back into the Forbidden Forest.
(Here's an example of the Haka preformed by the New Zealand All Blacks Rugby team: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdMCAV6Yd0Y)