"10 points to Hufflepuff! " Karrit beamed as the first child walked through th door. He slipped into a zoned out daze as he watched them, awoken eventually by a piercing laugh.
Karrit sighed discontentedly at the merriment of life. He used to have fun... hundreds and hundreds of years ago... that was before his life was involuntarily plunged into a life of incessantly brutal monotony. Forcing himself to cheer up for the silly children's sake, he clapped his hands together to try to regain the room's attention.
"hWell, I'll be glad to grant additional House Points to anybody that can show me they actually did learn a proper engorgement charm," he said, gesturing toward the rows of apples sitting neatly in the corner of the room. He had had Professor Tiquelle do it for him, because he didn't have tangible flesh... oh well, no need to draw attention to that now.
"Today we will be learning 3 ways to make objects hover, after your done with that. You'll have to reduce the apple to normal size once we're done, I don't have any feathers, as is tradition." he said a little sadly.