Million Dollars, But...

So, if there are any Rooster Teeth fans on here, you've probably seen this scenario game. Basically, each person will come up with a suggestion like this:

You get a million dollars, but for the rest of your life, you have to ____.

OR

You get a million dollars, but ____.

Basically any variant, but typically the "for the rest of your life ones" are just the worst XD Then the next person will decide if they would do it, and can explain themselves if they want.

GENERAL RULE:
1. The million dollars is kept separate from the rest of your money, whether in a briefcase or safe or whatever. So if it's a rule like the one I'm suggesting below, it doesn't affect all of your money - just the amount that the rule applies to.

SO, let's do it. First up:

You get a million dollars, but all of your books become ebooks, and you must only read digital copies for the rest of your life.

Right, so. I'm gonna be pernickety about the wording and assume that the rule only applies to the books I currently own, so I'll take it. Maybe at some point in the future they'll invent some sort of book with electronic pages?

... but you can only use three word sentences for the rest of your life. Only when talking though.

I'm fine with that

... but you can't listen the music ever again

No I need my music

You get a million but you still have to work a minimum wage job