Robert had all sorts of capacity for weird, especially when it came to secrets. There were certain things that Robert just didn't do, and telling secrets was usually one of those things. It was one of those things that had taken Michael from Robert's office at the Ministry and, at the appointed time, had brought Michael to Diagon Alley.
"I need you to retrieve an artifact," Robert had said.
"What sort of artifact?" Michael had asked.
"It's a magical stone that's been missing from the Department of Mysteries now since about the time Harry and his comrades broke up a whole room of prophesies," Robert said.
"Are you saying one of them took it?"
"No, of course not," Robert said. "I doubt they'd have taken it, although, who knows how the war would have turned out if they had. It's called the Heart of Envy."
"What does it look like?"
"I don't know. It was in one of those prophesies that apparently was destroyed."
"Where is it?"
"Don't know..." Robert began.
"Well, what kind of a stone is it?"
"Don't know that either..."
"So I'm looking for a magical stone, and I don't know what it looks like or where it is but I have to get it. Do you know how insane that sounds, even for you?"
"Here's the thing. It was found some years ago, apparently, by some muggle who found a chest of personal belongings to his great uncle Horatio, and the family believed Uncle Horatio was some sort of navy hero. This stone was amongst his belongings, wrapped in a page from an old book.
"Turns out the page from the book was in runes and was part of Flamel's own writings because it spoke of the Philosopher's stone. The Heart of Envy was supposedly in Flamel's possession at one time, and, what we do know is that, when the stone is pointed at another, it can reveal that man's greatest vulnerability or weakness to the man who is holding the stone. I presume there is an incantation that has to be cast at the same time, but I do not know that to be certain. The last thing we need is that sort of an artifact running about."
"Why is it such a wild hair now, though?"
"Apparently, Uncle Horatio wasn't a military man at all. He was a weak willed wizard, and he was merely a commissionaire of sorts who had been charged to transport the stone. As the story goes, Horatio stole away passage on a navy ship, and then never delivered the stone but kept it. So, it has gone all these years being hidden away in a sock in Horatio's trunk in some muggle's attic."
"So, let me get this straight. We have a powerful wizarding artifact that is running about unsupervised amongst the muggles?"
"Precisely."
"Bloody hell. Can't you lot keep all the toys in the toybox any better than that?"
"It was already missing when you and I started to work here, but we still have an obligation to get it back. Now, Uncle Horatio's great nephew does not like people in our age group. You'll need to take someone with you to get him to talk to you, so I'm assigning you an ally. Besides, he has a certain knack to these things, and he's an Order member. It may well be that we can help them and they can help us. You'll need to meet him at the Leaky."
"Do I know him?"
"I doubt it. His name is Henry. Just show up at the Leaky tomorrow, order yourself a pint and wait. He'll find you. And do try to remember you have to go amongst the muggles to get this done."
And so that was what had Michael, with his pack in hand, at the Leaky. He ordered a pint and made his way to the back in a corner so he could watch the people. When the server brought his beer, he began to look over the people in the pub, looking to see if he saw anyone who looked likely enough to be signed up for a mission to get something that they had no description of that was hidden anywhere on the planet.