Million Dollars, But..

So, if there are any Rooster Teeth fans on here, you've probably seen this scenario game. Basically, each person will come up with a suggestion like this:

You get a million dollars, but for the rest of your life, you have to ____.

OR

You get a million dollars, but ____.

Basically any variant, but typically the "for the rest of your life ones" are just the worst XD Then the next person will decide if they would do it, and can explain themselves if they want.

GENERAL RULE:
1. The million dollars is kept separate from the rest of your money, whether in a briefcase or safe or whatever. So if it's a rule like the one I'm suggesting below, it doesn't affect all of your money - just the amount that the rule applies to.

SO, let's do it. First up:

You get a million dollars, but in order to spend any of that money, you have to sing whatever song is in your head, no matter how embarrassing it is or how bad you are at singing it. So every time you make a purchase with that cash, you've basically got to perform.

I'd do it. I basically have that compulsion anyway.

You get a million dollars, but in order to spend any of that money, you have to marry the next person that hits on you.

Oh, no. I wouldn't do that lol

You get a million dolars but for the rest of your life your hair color must be pink

I'm down, provided I can decide for myself which tone of pink it is that day.

You get a million dollars, but for the rest of your life, any time someone tells you something and you try to say "cool," you say "I don't care," instead.

Done. I'd prefer that life actually.

You get a million dollars... but you forget the punchline to every joke you start to tell. (And that means ends to funny stories too)

I do that anyway. I'm not funny enough to care XD Gimme that cash.

You get a million dollars, but for 24 hours every year (you don't know which 24 hours), you lose the ability to read and write.

I'd pass, can't even imagine that.

You get a million dollars, but you forget everything about people you know every time you see them (meaning you can remember things about them, their names etc. but when you see them/speak to them your mind goes blank (this does not include family)).

That already happens to me...

You get a million dollars, but it's at the cost of your self control.

Lol what. No.

Million Dollars, but from now on, whenever a certain (one of your favorites) song comes on, you can't hear it even though everyone else can.

Deal!

You get a million dollars but, for a year, you are physically incapable of saying any word that begins with "Y".