Diagon Alley. That meant that maybe there was trouble, or he was right and wizards were simply lazy.
He didn't truly recall Buckley Inn, but it wasn't any matter. Finally he grew completely relieved when he saw the man grab his wand.
"Wherever, it doesn't matter as long as you've got that." he said, pointing to the wand.
A knife. He wanted a knife? This was going to be fun indeed! "Port'll get you a knife. Or something sharp." Port said, taking a sip from his metal flask before sealing it once more and apparating.
Within a minute, he came back with a shattered beer bottle, and a rather pleasured look on his face, "No knives. Found . . . " he said, trailing off, "A bottle. Port figures it'll be quite helpful." he said, setting the bottle on the bedside table, "What people never see, they never miss." He said, laughing to himself.
Yippa, his cockroach, appeared on his shoulder, "You probably shouldn't have done that. It was mean!"
Port talked to the cockroach, though he knew nobody else heard the voice, "Doesn't matter if it was mean. Port did it for . . ." he said, looking over to the man, "Who are you now?"