“And I assure you, I would have followed your instruction to the tee... had you won."
Oh goodie. She’d practically handed that out to him on a platter.
Fred wiped the corner of his lips, soaking up the residual oil with the used napkin. Set the chopsticks down. Turned to face her properly-properly. He had been waiting for this conversation for nigh on months. This had to be absolutely perfect.
“You know what. Let me lay out a couple of facts for you.”
Then he picked up the chopsticks again, because he always did execute style brilliantly when he had something to casually fiddle with. The wooden sticks nipped at the napkin he’d just used, laid out against the table, carving a perfect line down one end and separating a strip of paper out from the whole. “One. My specialisation in Unspeakable training was Weapons and Warding. I still consider it to be the field I’m finest at, beating out flying and duelling and hunting down criminals and being an overall dashing scourge for the female race- all things that I’m frankly pretty brilliant at.” A second line drawn, a second strip cut and separated. “Two. A sword is a weapon. Even if it is a wooden one.” The third strip caught a bit, sticking to the whole. Required the slightest of finicky handling to separate it. “Three. I have a gym at my penthouse in LA, which I call a gym only by the thinnest of definitions. I practice with the rapier, the two Glocks, the enchanted staff, and whatever else I’m in the mood of that particular session, thrice a week. Give me a katana, and I’d probably figure out how to work it within thirty minutes.”
Strip number four. “Now, the stakes. Four, if I ‘won’, we’d have to call off our much-hated wedding, which I managed to achieve by departing for LA anyway.” Five was already cut. Fred picked up the shredded rectangles with the ends of his chopstick and wound them slowly, languorously around his index finger, savouring in every word. “Five. If you ‘won’, I’d get to see the glorious Claire Bishop with her hair loose, thrown off her edge, for dinner.” If the phrasing of that sentence was a little frisky, a little too much ‘Claire Bishop for dinner’……then well. He had promised to be honest, hadn’t he?
“Since I consider you to be a moderately intelligent woman, Miss Bishop…..lets run through all these facts again…..and repeat after me.” Fred cocked his head to the side, grin in place, voice the immaculate parody of a kindergarten teacher revising a well-taught lesson. “What did we learn from this?”
Brisk ripping motions, and the tattered bits of paper drifted down from his finger, a perfectly useable piece torn and pathetic and scattered aimlessly at his whim. “Had you won, she says,” Fred sighed at the chopstick, shaking his head in disappointment. “Like I’m not sitting here, having the time of my life glorying in the spoils of victory.”
Then a flash of eye contact again, necessary to seal the point and hit it home, sharp and triumphant. “I take my wins whenever and however I can, Miss Bishop. I do get the feeling though, that you like beating the opposition more when they haven’t…..oh I don’t know.” A flash of canines. “Let you win.”
Fred leaned back, task complete, pure, cat-like satisfaction thrumming in his veins. Hell, if he was to be honest, Claire could probably take him on in a duel of wands, maybe serve as a worthy match at work, in the field. But he had the teensiest, tiniest feeling that she wasn’t quite up to words, to sheer manipulation, quite the same as he was. Even if he hadn’t let her win……….these words, the doubt, would be enough to sour her victory.
Fred settled into the couch, breathing in the scent of triumph and chowmein. Life, was good.
And then, because he just had completely ruined her day, the poor little girl, he didn’t even crack an eye open from the lazy afterglow of victory and a stomach full of Chinese takeout to comment on the innuendo, on how he’d have to positively bleach his ears oh my dear heart and goodness Miss Bishop, how could you, the implications, tut tut, but contented himself with a languid, “There there, don’t go about spilling all your fantasies to me now.”
Which actually was a pretty accurate statement, if he thought about it. Fred had no delusions on how exactly and passionately Claire Bishop wanted to show him his place. Minus all the pleasure, and triple the pain. She’d probably get into the entire scene just to beat the crap out of him.
Some part of his head, which sounded oddly like his mother, reminded Fred that he probably shouldn’t be so gleeful at the idea of a girl fantasising about beating the crap out of him.
Suffice to say…….Fred was in a pretty good place right now. But the problem with him (or rather the fantastic thing about him, it all depended on perspective really), was that he was rarely ever content. Scratch that, Fred Weasley rolled his eyes at the concept of contentment. He wanted more. He always wanted more.
So till now…..he’d been able to make Claire Bishop really, vein-poundingly angry, irritated, amused against her will, caught off-guard, just a little vulnerable, speechless, close to spluttering…..
“Don’t break a wager, Fred.”
”Fred.”
…..could he make her blush?
“Technically, questions don’t count as dishonest, since they can’t really be true or false…….but if you insist.” Fred leaned forward, almost imperceptibly, but the eye contact was enough to pierce her personal bubble in a way his physical presence never would. “I know that the maximum action you’ve got in the past months has been the rattle of the headboards of your best friend’s bed, filtering in through the thin walls.” A pause, a beat, a silent exhale. The intensity ratcheted up too fast, too hard, for anything to be louder. “And I don’t understand it one single bit, because the men of the nation’s tastes have clearly deteriorated, and I certainly never,” Whisper soft, but warm enough to catch fire, “would have been so short-sighted, or fail to recompense...”
Fred smiled. “Claire.”