Smooth, Belby, Marcus thought. The normally classy, professional bodyguard found fitness made the whole thing look even more absurd. He glanced down that the cup of tea the trolley lady had thought he needed. He hadn't seen any firewhiskey on that trolley, but it certainly was a better thought.
The man with the boy addressed him. Not woodworking. He wasn't buying it. The kid was offering him ice cream. He had a momentary visual of taking the bowl and dumping it on his wound to see if it numbed it any. He was quite certain that would add an additional layer of class to the whole business.
"Fairly lame, wasn't it?" Marcus gave the man a half smile. It wasn't as if Marcus was dressed for woodworking anyway. Black, tailored designer suit, white shirt with black onyx cufflinks, black tie, black dress shoes. And the only speck of sawdust was directly related to the projectile in his upper arm.
He made a mental note to chew Khaat a new orifice or two for dumping him here and simply popping out through the floo to who knew where. And he knew she was right. If he intended to go follow her, he might well need to do so sitting down at least until he was patched. Surely she wasn't stupid enough to go back after James one more time, was she? In all the time he'd worked for her, despite the fact that he had been duly warned that she could and did often ditch her bodyguards, she had never attempted it, had always wanted him close to her, even at home, like a security blanket. This had caught him offguard and had just been insanely easy for her. She had just dumped him and poofed. This didn't even rank as a rookie error. He was irked with himself, but he was more irked with her.
Yes. She was, he decided. Hell, maybe he'd add a few more extra orifices to her for sheer decoration.
"The other bloke was about the size of a tree, and about as wooden headed, but, yeah, well, not entirely a vegetable. If I had been woodworking, it might well have turned out not so far from this anyway. Not my strong suit."
He looked at the boy and smiled. "No thank you," he said. "Now, wait, are you sure its ice cream? My mum always said it was cookies that fixed everything. You made a good choice, though. They've got great ice cream here. My daughter likes the strawberry ice cream here better than anybody else's. What's your favorite flavor?