“So.......” The kid scratched his head, peering down at the pitifully small paragraph consisting of five lines on the roll of parchment before him. “How did Bodrod the Bearded spark off the third Goblin Rebellion again?”
“Had an affair with Grimble the Grouchy’s wife.” Alisha answered promptly, immediately followed by a jaw-splitting yawn. The sports page of the Prophet hovering in mid air above her face flipped itself; Gwenog Jones had dropped three Quaffles in her last game, again. Pity. The old guard never really knew when to put up their shoes, determined on slugging them on until they grew too big for aged, wrinkled, eczema-d feet.
The lines on the third year’s billboard-shaped forehead furrowed, looking for all the world like valleys and mountains. It was almost a medical miracle. He squinted at her dubiously, “I don’t remember any goblin leader called Grimble the Grouchy.”
“That’s because you don’t pay attention in class, Tiny Tim.” Alisha reprimanded gently. Then her molars greeted the world in another massive yawn, hand waving above her prostate self on the couch carelessly. “It was quite the scandal. Lima the Loose was the prettiest goblin of them all, and felt quite conflicted, but eventually made away with her star crossed lover in the end. Her husband began a war of violence and bloodshed to get her back.”
“My name’s Thomas.” The kid said, mouth twisting into a moue of self-righteous petulance. “And doesn’t that sound a little too much like the Trojan War?”
From where her head was propped on the armrest, and her feet on the opposite end, Alisha twisted her face to the side and winked. “Never heard of all Muggle stories being inspired some way or the other from real Wizarding events?”
Tiny Tim goggled at her. “Helen of Troy was a goblin?”
“Of course not, now whoever gave you that ridiculous idea?” Her eyebrows richocheted straight up, in an universal expression of disbelief and where-on-earth-do-you-come-up-with-these-things. Her head flipped back to the page- ooh, new broom ratings were out. “You really need to get a hold on your imagination, dearie. Now shoo, I’m busy.”
Tiny Tim’s brows drew together in consternation, even as the newspaper began flapping at his face, not subtle at all in ferrying him out of the room. “Bu-....but you just.....and wasn’t the Rebellion supposed to be the goblins rebelling against the huma-”
The portrait hole shut on his face.
The newspaper bopped over, and Alisha patted it on the head. “Good boy.”
It preened and flipped open to the sports pages again. Alisha shifted in place till her bum was comfortable, and settled back in to read. And all the while, her heartbeat thrummed against her chest, squeezing on itself in the triumph of successfully cheating the Vow one more time.
”Its dangerous.” Ma sighed, looking too dispirited for scoldings now. “If you don’t want to say the truth all the time.....couldn’t you just refrain from speaking, sometimes?”
“But.....It doesn’t get it.” Ali wrung her hands, brilliantly imploring. “If I don’t know for sure it isn’t the truth. If I can keep myself convinced. The Truth doesn’t matter Ma......”
“What I believe it to be does.”
One of the baby badgers frolicked by, and the click of the portrait door closing shut frittered over the warm flagstones. The measured, unmistakably expensive sound of formal shoes clicking over stone filtered into her ears- interesting. A shadow loomed over the couch she was flopped over, voice still a little distance away- smoother than caramel. The paper flopped onto her belly and quivered pleasantly.
She straightened up fully to field of view, and the cloak slid down her shoulders, clavicles peeking under the white of a fluffed collar, long and lanky legs folding up beneath the bathrobe (of course a bathrobe, they weren’t expecting her to dry herself off post-shower in the steaming humidpot that was the dorms, were they? Of course she preferred the natural breeze the best, but her Head of House had forbidden her to venture out of the common room this way, weirdly enough.) Her head turned, mane whipping through the air to pepper the fine features of one Apollo Zabini with water drops.
“Oops....sorry.” Her index finger snagged through the wet hair scattered haphazardly over the shoulders, black locks sticking to the exposed skin, lips smiling apologetically. Ali pushed her bare feet onto the floor, propelling herself up and helpfully brushing a couple of stray droplets off his shirt. And he was such a reserved prat too. She ought to be given the Peace Prize.
Then she sat down again, cotton of the robe parting slightly on her lower calves. “Your brother stormed up in a snit to his dorm some time back. I’d take you up, but he doesn’t like you and you always piss him off anyway. So I won’t.” She beamed. “Sorrie.”