(OOC: This took ages, I apologise. Got there in the end, though.)
The manor house of Lord Edmund Farce, and its surrounding lands, generated a modest annual income of twenty thousand galleons; the majority of which was naturally assumed to have been blundered away in a succession of card games that the right honourable Lord Edmund knew he stood no chance of winning yet nevertheless pursued. The equally honourable wife he kept was the fourth in a long line of predecessors that all failed on one vital point: throwing a suitable and universally enjoyed tea party. This Lady Farce, who’s Christian name was, eventually, given only as Teddy though it's presumed that it was Theodora, had been found by the aforementioned Lord in the Vienna salon of her own late husband surrounded by no less than a thousand of her good friends. They were married immediately, her foresight to occupy an event planner with the menial events of, well, planning making her rather perfect for Lord Edmund. Marrying immediately, one eager for the woman who knew the difference between high tea and a dinner party while the other wanting to be divested of her mourning blacks, they only had the time to find two witnesses: the priest and Lord Edmund's polo partner, the young, brilliant Augustus Rookwood whom on many occasions was noted by the diligent maids - but never to Lord Edmund, kept to themselves - to have been quitting the honourable lady's room in the small hours in an inappropriate but not unbecoming state of undress.
It was to one of these famed and infamous parties that the entirety of polite society was called on that pleasantly breezy summer afternoon. With them they brought their retinues of unpleasant and intolerable family members and with them in turn came the hangers on and, predictably, a handful of photographers who were quickly and abruptly swallowed up by one of the hedgerows so the game could commence. They'd be let go of when the game was finished. One hopes. But yes, now that all and sundry were mobilised either on the lawn under the long canopy that had been erected to save the fair from the sun or inside, protected by the airy marble that invited the breeze in for tea and water biscuits, the game could begin. The groundskeepers ran out, poking odd bits grass back into the holes from whence they’d been thrown up by the horses earlier that morning and a small titter began to rise up in the area under the canopy where the wives of the players were beginning to fill themselves with excitement for a sport they had enjoyed rather more in their youth when it paid to be the sweetheart of a polo player. Now, however, it was more of a trial, a million or so games later.
Inside the changing room where arguably the best and greatest team, captained of course by Lord Edmund, were getting ready, there was loud chatter about anything other than polo really and, with his bare back pressed up against the cool tiles, Augustus Rookwood watched as his friends, a little older than he remembered, competed in verbal spars, each daring the other to come up with a more extravagant lie which, as per the usual way of things, always revolved around some sort of lady love that they had found for themselves on their travels. According to Lord Edmund, he’d rather fallen in love with another Austrian princess or archduchess or whoever she was. Their other friends, Rickard, Lord Morley and Twat Nicolai, Lord Higbald, all burst into peals of laughter as they donned their jerseys, returning in kind with tales of their own far-flung princesses, the latter even providing pictorial evidence which was thrown boisterously under Augustus’ nose much to the man’s derision. He recalled his own private pleasure, Maia who had whirled in and out of his life like a summer storm. She was still technically his if the deal with Aaron stood as crassly as it had done at the time but she’d named a place, he’d bought the apartment and she was leading her life in Boston with all of the trappings that his money could provide. Thus, he couldn’t truly boast about his last leading conquest – unless of course you counted Elsie, but she was another thing altogether.
“Isn’t it about time you got married again, old chap?” Rickard inquired, throwing himself down on the bench beside Augustus, his bright red hair flipping around his eyes as he folded his arms across his chest, the gold band, fresh and new on his fourth finger, left hand, shining in the bright light streaming through the windows. Augustus turned his head, considering the man briefly before shrugging his shoulders, lifting his scarlet jersey from the floor before tugging it overhead.
“I do think it’d suit you again, August,” Edmund threw in brightly, lacing up his boots. “The big white wedding, big buxom woman… we know what you like.”
“Clearly not,” Augustus muttered dryly, running his fingers through his hair. “I’d rather stay the way I am at the moment thank you.”
“Living out of hotel rooms?” Nicolai prodded, flopping down the other side of Augustus. “Go home. Get married. Have a load of babies.”
Augustus opened his mouth to retort, wondering when his friends became so family orientated. He looked between them, his gaze resting finally on Edmund whose hands drove idly into his pockets. He cocked an eyebrow at Augustus and the latter sighed heavily, pushing his hands on his knees and lifting himself up from the bench, leaning down only briefly to snatch up his boots from the floor. He didn’t want to talk about marriage and babies – the latter especially for it was a stark reminder that he already had babies. He had Cecilia. He had Aurelia. He had Katarina. And damn it he had Kendall – not to mention his grandsons and Athena, technically another daughter. He’d abandoned them all in a spectacular fashion that could only serve to get him a father of the year award. The last thing he wanted to do was alienate them all even further by remarrying and producing a handful of other children. The likelihood of that happening was, for a start, desperately slim. Further than that, he doubted he was marriage material now, given the Dark Mark and the Azkaban timing and his mad-as-cats family – he wasn’t a man a self-respecting family would want to pay their daughter’s dowry to.
“Teddy’s got a sister,” Edmund offered hopefully, “a terrible party planner but she’s got an excellent backside. You can’t have it all, really.”
“Then I’ll have none of it, thanks,” Augustus muttered, lacing up his boots and tying the laces in two tight knots. “Don’t bother trying to set me up, alright?” he added after a moment, reaching for the kneepads beside him. Once they were adjusted, Augustus picked up his helmet, looking pointedly at his friends who were all still staring at him wistfully.
“I still have eighteen months,” Nicolai spat, shoving away the palm Rickard held out to him. Augustus arched an eyebrow. “Well, we had to take a bet. It’s been a year, Gusto. Get yourself a woman or I lose a hundred galleons.”
“Set yourself up for a loss then,” Augustus muttered, sliding out of the door.
The game was an eventful one as per usual. Augustus melded into his number three role with familiar ease, gliding up and down the flanks with his horse between his legs. The whip he threw away, familiar with the animal and vice versa, a small nudge to the side enough to set her up at pace. Their team on – as always, Edmund would later crow after too many glasses of champagne – and Augustus took his horse a few times up and down the length of the pitch to cool her down, relax her, before helping the stable boys get her back into her box for some well-deserved hay and a drink of water. There he found the champagne was already being poured and Augustus smirked, undoing the bindings on his mare’s mane and tail, combing his fingers through the hair before patting her gently and moving out into the main stable area where a hand exchanged his sweaty shirt for a new, crisp, clean one.
After getting a glass poured and shoved into his hand, Augustus made his way out into the main party with his friends, all of whom were set upon by their families, delighted at their wins. Augustus accepted a few kisses and a hug or two but soon weaved himself out of the fray, his eyes falling upon Medea who was stood with a handful of other girls her age and, notably, without her father to chaperone. Seventeen years old or not, Augustus was still of the opinion that no young, unattached woman should be at these parties alone, especially given the predatory nature of many of the purebloods in attendance. Some wanted the more carnal pleasures. Others wanted a ring and the money or land that came with the girl. Medea certainly had that, too, and so when her dark, Rookwood gaze lifted from her blonde friend to Augustus, he was glad that she wasn’t embarrassed to see him.
“Uncle August!” She exclaimed, rushing out to him, wrapping her arms tightly around his neck. Augustus moved the champagne out of the way at the last second, curling his other arm around her as he felt her lips flutter briefly on his cheek before she pulled away, twirling deliberately so he would look and appraise her dress which he knew of course must have come from Catherine, her mother, a woman who knew no bounds when it came to making sure that her daughters were well presented. It pained Augustus to think that his niece was having children. He was just glad that Medea didn’t insist on calling him great-uncle. That would have crucified him, he was sure.
“You look beautiful, sweetheart,” he assured her gently, picking a glass of tall, pink lemonade off of a passing tray. He handed it to her and she smiled brightly in thanks. “Who are you here with?” Augustus asked after taking a sip of the champagne.
“Mum said you’d be here,” Medea explained, bringing her lips around the straw.
“So you’re here with me,” Augustus chuckled before sighing, shaking his head at her.
“Oh, don’t turn me away, Uncle August,” Medea cried, rushing to him once more. “Please, please, please. I’m having such a good time.”
Augustus pressed his lips into a thin line, looking at her solemnly, his eyes sparkling with mirth he couldn’t suppress. Sensing it, Medea’s mouth curled up into a large smirk she kissed his cheek again before hurrying away. Augustus opened his mouth, managing to catch her attention long enough to get her to meet him back at the polo field in the afternoon to go home but before he could get acquiescence from her she’d disappeared and Augustus was alone with only champagne for company. Still, he didn’t mind too much for the champagne was as good company as any.
However, it wasn’t going to work quite like that. Through the crowd of simpering women and equally unattractive men, Augustus spotted Elsie as though it was some sort of cruel twist of fate. He sighed heavily, his eyes flitting across her companion who was the picture of youth, distinction and all of the rest of it. Augustus found that he did care although he was fighting everything within himself not to. He instead, to find some solace, he swallowed the champagne and exchanged the empty glass for a full one from a passing waiter.
And so, it began.