There would come a time when some of the hard-hitting journalism that passed through the newsroom would cross the desk of Stewart Brian Harding first. Until that day, however, he was confined to introducing artists he was painfully jealous of and loathed as a result and the musicians who relied upon him heavily as, in order to make it in Wizarding Britain, they had to receive a glowing review or an interview with a positive stance from him: from the most wildly read and the most corrupted newspaper in the whole of the country. Stewart loved his job. It was through ruining the chances of budding young acts by letting his Quick Quotes quill take notes out of context that Stewart channelled his mother’s contribution to his gene pool: the evil bit.
It was an unpleasant Tuesday morning. An all-nighter in the office trying to make deadlines meant that, not for the first time, Stewart woke up face down in the copy of the newspaper and a sandwich, the former of which had gone out that morning, the latter having not even made it to his stomach. When his editor loomed over him, Stewart woke with a start in true comedic fashion and blinked himself into life, looking around, wondering whether he was alive and why he wasn’t in his apartment, where his cat was and why, crucially, his desk plant looked miserable. Then, when he finally lifted his head up to look at his editor he got an iPod thrown at him, earphones flying everywhere, and a sticky-note smoothed onto his forehead.
“Don’t be late,” he warned before sidling off, his bright purple robes swishing out behind him.
Home was the best place to go. Once in, after feeding Caravaggio the cat, Stewart showered. He dressed, donning a new suit for the day and after straightening his tie he poured out some cereal, scoffing it down as quickly as possible while staring at his portrait replica of Henry III of France which was very, very nearly finished. It irked him that he could have completed the piece, packed it up and gotten it out of his flat the night before but, nevertheless, it was a job for the evening ahead if he managed to get everything out on time and right, for once. Stewart didn’t know what was going to come first: him quitting or them sacking him. He hoped it was the former – for the sake of the satisfaction factor.
So, once Stewart was washed, dressed and fed he let out Caravaggio and, himself, departed, managing to remember his camera bag and his box of Quick Quotes quills. Then, he had to negotiate the trains and he managed to get up to Leicester Square in good time. Through the Leaky Cauldron he breezed and then back into Diagon Alley. He popped briefly into Sparks for a hot cup of coffee before stepping into Fleurish and then it was up to the record store where, already there were reporters from all over the show buzzing around as though they had some purpose in being there. Stewart, the only one supposed to be there, was let in through a side door and then it was the waiting game in a room with a table of brioches. He’d wait all day. Well, not quite.
The tube journeys had given him plenty of time to listen to some of this woman’s songs. Stewart wasn’t entirely sure what he thought but it wasn’t up to him this time. It was about public relations this interview – the sticky-note had laid it all out for him. He had to give a good swing on things – even if he didn’t like her or she didn’t like him. Apparently it was in the interest of the Prophet if she did well in the British charts. In Stewart’s opinion it needed some work but, hey, they didn’t pay him for his opinion – not his real one, anyway.
Three brioches later and a quick perusal of the morning Prophet, Stewart had finished his coffee and in through the door walked the woman herself whose songs were still roaming around his head. Unhelpful, he decided, but at least he could forge a genuine interest in the woman’s music. He had never been a fan of pop, really. He was more of a country kind of guy with a bit of blues mixed in. Not to mention classic Italian songs. He’d become quite the connoisseur of those out-of-tune guitar ditties. This woman was different. She was a professional, she was looking for her big English break and she was… well, pretty hot, too.
“Enchanté,” he expressed genuinely, turning her hand over after shaking it and pressing his lips to his knuckles. He released her hand after a moment and out from behind his back, having grabbed it off of the table upon rising when the door opened, he produced a bouquet of deep, red roses that had a few pink ones streaked through the grouping. Even if he was a bit of an insatiable flirt, he believed in good first impressions.
“Welcome to this rainy little island,” he declared with a chuckle after handing over the bouquet. “Let us all pray you brought the continental sunshine with you, hm? I’m Stewart Harding.”