Today is the day, today is the day! Gordan sang to himself in his head. He was practically skipping down the corridors, a big dorky grin on his face and his hands swinging joyously at his sides, making him look like some silly jogger. Today was going to be the greatest day of his life, a day unlike any other! Ironic enough, that place was in the detention room. Before you happen to get any strange ideas, here's why he was so happy to be alive right now.
Basically, two days ago he had the ultimate misfortune of running into an Airy Daniels, a self entitled and smug asshole who decided to take Gordan down a notch by nearing raping his lips, robbing him of his innocence. So he decided from that moment on he would do nothing until his lust for revenge was sated. That being said, he spent every waking moment, not even eating, sleeping, and nearly not bathing as he devised his most ingenius plan to date! The first rung on this revenge latter required him to be in the same room as the Soulless, a task not too hard to aquire. Having become good aquantices with a Professor Cooper, he managed to successfully lie his way into saying that the Soulless had physically assaulted him on his way back to common rooms, a task easily believeable by the large amount of blood flowing from his nose (Thank you Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes for that wonderful Nosebleed Nougat!)
With phase one down to a science, he proceded the second part of his mastermind plan. He needed a way for her to shut up! So in order to do that, he followed the Soulless for some time, finding the location where she purchased her rather abnormal gum and replaced one of the packages there with a prototype item: one that would glue her mouth shut for 12 hours before the effects even considered wearing off. It was a tricky plan indeed, but after persuading the local shopkeeper to swap the products as she bought them, he was sure her mouth would be glued shut...considering she chewed gum like she needed air.
Then, for the final part of his plan: he needed to be there in order to execute the climax move! Again, with the help of a Professor Cooper, he offered to watch over said delinquent so she wouldn't pull any funny business. After dealing with Ms. Nott a day earlier, the aging professor was more than happy to oblige in his request! Now, with each part of the plan done, all he had to do was wait for the demented Soulless in the detention room...something he was absolutely giddy for. He knew for a fact her mouth was closed shut, just this morning, he had witnessed her place the prank item into her mouth and chew on it, right as she was eating her breakfast! She couldn't even finish it, nor upcoming lunch as well! She had to be starving!
A tainted grin on his face, Gordan opened the door to the detention room, absolutely cleared out for today's session. The professors wouldn't trust Soulless alone by herself, and with a guardian nearby, they had no reason to fear. They trusted Gordan, they had no idea his plan was already in motion. Stepping inside, he walked precariously over to one of the desks, the closet one to the door. Pulling his rucksack off his shoulder, he quickly peered inside to examine the following items: a book about mythical creatures, a bubble gun (don't ask how he got it), a pack of cards, a whistle, among other assortments packed in as well. He rummaged through the items for a moment before pulling out a footlong name card, with a word scribbled on the front.
'Soulless'
He began to cackle manically as he placed the namecard down on the desk, taking a seat on one of the adjacant chairs nearby. This would be good. No way in hell would she be leaving without feel some sort of pain. And he would be there to watch all of it. The thought of it itself began to tickle his insides, he was actually enjoying this as much as he thought he would! God, a magical leprachan could sail down from the heavens and he wouldn't even take notice of it. No, this was the moment, the peak of pleasure. He would destroy this woman as she had tried to destroy him. She would remember the name 'Gordan Maximillion the Third' and tremble before him from now on! It was personal, and she was doomed!
Kicking his feet up next to the namecard, his fingers pressed together slightly to give him an evil mastermind look, he stared at the only entrance in and examined the time. She would be here soon.
Another smirk was plastered on his face: the game was on.