Somehow, Keith had known that the party would be a dud without his help.
It seemed to be a recurring theme around Hogwarts - a problem would arise, and he would have to fix it. The problems were people being enormous losers, and his hammer and nails were more often than not free drugs and alcohol.
Two years ago, it would've concerned him that he had spent so much money aiming to "fix" a party that he wasn't even throwing and technically hadn't been invited to. But two years ago he hadn't been getting a steady inflow of cash from an illegal drug market, and besides, with the Wally induced Australian Spice boom he was practically swimming in the moneys.
So it was for that reason that Keith found himself entering the Room of Requirement with two backpacks full of illegal (and even some not so illegal!) substances.
"Hold the applause," he said as he entered, doing his best to make himself heard over the music. Luckily there were only a few people there, so he could hurry up and get this thing bumping before the cool crowd arrived with their popularity and judgement.
"What, can I ask, are you doing," he said, sweeping past Alice, who had just taken a shot of Firewhiskey straight from the bottle. "First of all," he said, turning to her and shrugging off his first backpack, "I hope you don't have dragon pox."
The second backpack fell to the floor with a tinkle of glass and aluminum. "Second," he said, unzipping the backpack and digging out a can of Peachtree Fizzing Tea, "shots are a bit hardcore to start the night, don't you think?" He grinned. "Look, I'm not telling you how to enjoy your alcohol, but...well, yeah, I'm telling you how to enjoy your alcohol." He popped open the Fizzing Tea with his thump and lifted both it and the firewhiskey high in the air. "Chase it!" He shouted, before knocking back a shot of firewhiskey.
Aaaaack oh man oh man that burns wow, oh man.
Keith was not exactly the paragon of alcoholic knowledge that he portrayed himself to be, but that was hardly the matter at hand tonight. He took a deep swig of Fizzing Tea, washing away the burn of Firewhiskey with the sweet taste of carbonated peach. "Or," he said, taking another few swings of the Tea, "have a mixed drink." He poured the Firewhiskey into the half drunk tea and swirled it around for a moment before handing it to Alice. "Bottoms up."
He left her standing in the middle of the room, grabbing the backpacks once again and then swooping off to find Amelia. "Good news, Macmillan!" He said, clapping her on the shoulder and shoving a backpack into her hand. "I managed to get a few more handles of Firewhiskey, so that's good. There's also butterbeer, if the taste of real liquor offends anyone's delicate little taste buds, and of course mixers...oh, yeah, and I have like...twenty ounces of Sugar and a half Liter of Spice, if anyone's feeling particularly adventurous. Don't knock it now, do you know how much that stuff costs? Henri knows what I'm talking about, don't you you crazy American sociopath you!"
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