Keith bit the inside of his cheek. He was thinking, but he wasn't focused. He blamed Star, for making this a bigger deal than it needed to be. He blamed Alice, for taking more than she was ready for. He blamed Andrei, for letting her. He blamed Wally, for...something. Something was probably her fault in all this.
"She's not going to the bloody hospital wing," he growled. Oh, look at him, talking like a proper brit. Sometimes he couldn't stand this country, this school, these people, this entire situation seemed like just so much out of what should've been so little.
Keith pulled his wand from his pocket. Wally probably wasn't going to like this - she preferred the spells and such herself - and Andrei definitely wasn't going to like it, because he had the whole deal with Alice and honestly how did you ever let someone you cared about get like this? This was why Keith never got to know his customers.
"Stand back," he said, waving Andrei off. "I'm going to try a spell I've been developing. Hold on." He rolled his shoulders. He waggled his fingers. He jabbed his wand suddenly and violently into Alice's mouth, until the tip touched the little thing that dangled back there. "Up it all goes!" He shouted, pulling the wand back out and flicking the saliva in Andrei's general direction.