Letters arrived the usual way, in a hail of parcels and envelopes which depended solely on the aim of the mostly dopey owls that were only interested in the treats that they procured at the table with their masters. Oriana, Daedalus’ owl, was in no such mood for familiarity and landed next to him, instructing him wordlessly to remove the letter from her leg before nipping him on the finger for taking so long and setting away again, heading for one of the open windows which would allow her the freedom of the outside world. Daedalus openly watched her go, his fingers absent-mindedly twisting around the letter, feeling for its contents. Sometimes, he wished he could fly. Not with a broom though: with wings, great, feathery wings. But it was not to be, clearly.
Once the owl had disappeared, Daedalus took a moment to look at the front of the envelope. Immediately, his heart dropped into his stomach and his lip curled involuntarily at the realisation that it was a letter from his father. Daedalus eyed the candles flickering in the air, providing unnecessary light that was dwarfed by the natural light peeling through the windows. Should he burn it, he wondered. Perhaps later, when the damage is done and a great perverse joy could be attained from the ignition of parchment and ink. He tucked it into the pocket of the blazer he wore, determined for now to forget about it, and returned to his meal and the article about riots in Spain.
The peace that Daedalus had attained would not linger for, soon enough, he was joined by a blonde, a Hufflepuff he was guessing, who was ... staring.
Daedalus did not raise his eyes to meet her somewhat wild gaze. He shuffled a little in his seat, put off by the girl who he neither knew nor understood, and tried to concentrate on the article. It was only when she spoke that Daedalus had to admit defeat and look up, finding before him a blonde of questionable attractiveness that was quite sweet in her own right but had the wild eyes that he suspected her of. Daedalus’ own eyes narrowed at the girl, his eyebrows furrowing down over them. What on earth, he thought, would she want to do with him? Nothing, he supposed. The Hufflepuffs had probably just grown something in Herbology that they were trying out on this unfortunate soul.
Recoiling somewhat from her rabid deliverance of speech, Daedalus did not move to close his newspaper. He instead lowered his gaze back to it, displaying openly his desire for her to leave and leave him in peace. Yet, that did not stop him from replying.
“I should think so,” he murmured dryly. “I pride myself on my sanity. You should work on yours.”
Silence reigned, blessedly, for a moment but again, Daedalus was interrupted and he found he had been reading one line over and over, never making it quite to the next.
Sitting up, Daedalus turned now and looked at the girl, his jaw set and his irritation flaring within him somewhat unnecessarily. She was only talking to him, after all. But no one really talked to him and he them so he was breaking one rule, and she another. How terribly rude. Yet, Daedalus did like the sound of his own voice and he did like to make others feel foolish so to continue on with a charade that her friends could well overhear, no doubt, would amuse him for hours to come.
Daedalus looked around, searching for inspiration for a name. “Candlbar...” he said quickly, finding the candles, taking a bite of his toast as he did so. Swallowing, he exclaimed: “Crunch! Yes, Candlebar Crunch. And you are?”