Haha what is this.

"We have a bathroom," Kent muttered to himself, letting the door to the aforementioned bathroom close behind him with a solid thud. "We have a bathroom and I never noticed it."

"Well aren't you a smart one," came a high pitched, sarcastic voice from the far wall. Luckily, four years at Hogwarts had done nothing if not prepare Kent from voices coming out of nowhere, and he managed to not jump out of his skin. Glancing up, he saw a mermaid sitting on a rock, watching him thoughtfully.

Keith narrowed his eyes at it, but decided that saying anything would just encourage it. Instead, he turned his attention to the massive bath that made up the majority of the room. It was level with the floor and had what seemed like hundreds of gold taps surrounding it.Keith wondered briefly if he could flood the place.

Then, like all great pranksters, he stopped wondering and started doing. He kicked off his shoes and socks,dropping down into the tub and closing all the drains. Then, starting at the edge of the bath, he began turning all the faucets to full blast.

He figured it would take a while.