"Are you here to beg a dance out of me already?
Time seemed to go into slow motion as Keith started to speak. It was like he had an eternity to study every word, inflection, and tone that came out of his mouth - and yet despite that, it was like he had absolutely no control over what he was saying or how he was saying it, because everything was going so quickly.
"Ha, not exactly," he said, clasping his hands behind his back. "Look, I'm a big fan of parties. In my prefect's acceptance speech - well, see I didn't actually have a speech but if I had had one I definitely would've identified myself as a pro-party candidate."
He looked around. "But the thing is Ellie, even though this is a great party and all, there are a lot of things you did wrong, and lets be honest, we can't have that. Like that table," he said, pointing to the table that held the refreshments. "Now, I know that that table comes from a classroom on the fourth floor because I carved Poters Army Suks in there last year during a detention. And I'm pretty sure the administration doesn't know that you're using Hogwarts property to support your own party."
He kept a cheery, upbeat demeanor the entire spiel, doing his best to project an aura of understanding and calm despite the fact that he was a little terrified. "And of course, I know you didn't mean any harm by it, but really Ellie, rules are rules. As prefect, it really is kind of my job to report things like this to the administration, and I'd hate to get them involved because they might find that somebody spiked the drinks with firewhiskey - and really that would reflect poorly on you. So all I'm saying, all I'm saying now, is that you might want to consider taking the profits you've made from admissions, and I don't know, making sure it makes its way to the proper authorities, like say, a prefect, so that there's really no trouble here."
"Does that make sense?"