Disease
As many of you may know, the Wizarding World is currently under threat of collapse following the outbreak of what is being noted as the most devastating disease in history. Throughout time, plagues have threatened to break our society, most recently dragon-pox, however never before has a disease been released that endangered what defines us as who we are - our ability to produce magic.
When asked for details recently, Ministry officials refused to give an official statement, however The Daily Prophet can reveal that the top guns have been left scratching their heads. When we spoke to a Healer who wished to remain anonymous, it was confirmed that Muggles were immune to the disease, and that St. Mungos was no closer to finding a cure than it was to finding a way to travel to Mars.
And so we are left to wonder. Wonder how long this curse will last, wonder whether or not the disease will start claiming lives... wonder if its effects are permanent. We here at The Daily Prophet wish you all the very best, and hope you'll join our prayers that the tireless healers at St. Mungos find a cure soon.
Unicorn Killings in the Forbidden Forest
Centaurs allege that a unicorn was killed in the Forbidden Forest this week. They describe the attack as deliberate and organised; the unicorn was found hanging by its hindquarters in a beech grove near Hogwarts grounds.
More alarming still, the creature had been drained of blood, suggesting the activity of Dark Forces. Hogwarts residents are advised to remain calm and stay clear of the Forbidden Forest at all times.
Thaorson Elldir retained.
It has been confirmed that Deputy Minister for Magic Thaorson Elldir has retained his position in the Ministry, despite damaging allegations being made against him that he was involved in the uprising of Gellert Grindelwald
Satan's Bartender Murdered
The Daily Prophet after some extensive research has discovered that the bartender of Satan's was murdered under mysterious circumstances. The fact that the press was not notified of this may suggest that a cover-up was at hand. Only time will tell. The victim's family requested he not be named, however The Prophet donations to help them during this hard time.
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