"Oh - come now! I'm not stranded! Stranded is such a gloomy word," Paris informed the conductor with an amused grin. He took a step forward, flattening the bottoms of his trusty sneakers against the Knight Bus' first stair.
His hair was an untidy heap upon his head; some strands were singed at the ends, while others stuck out awkwardly as though they had been hexed that way. His clothing too showed signs of having gone through hell, due to the rips and tears that had been made in his ill-fitting jeans, as well as the sad state of the suit jacket that he wore. In fact, he seemed uncharacteristically cheerful for someone who looked such a mess.
Paris looked upward with a thoughtful expression upon his face, as though he expected to see the rest of his sentence hanging in the cloudy sky. "I'm just in need of a bit of an escape, I'd say," he added with a nod of his head. Yes, he approved of that description of his predicament.
Paris climbed up the remaining of the bus' stairs, and jumped once when he reached the top. "Now, just a warning," he began, and pulled himself inside the large vehicle after curling his fingers around the back of the nearest seat. "You may or may not have a bit of a stalker problem this afternoon. There is an angry wizard on my tail, you see, and I imagine he may be a bit keen to follow us," Paris elaborated, and took a seat. He crossed one leg over the other and folded his hands in his lap, smiling all the while.
"Bonjour, Archie," He greeted the man with whom he had met on several occasions in the past, waving in his direction with a flourish of his fingers.