"There is no need to want to take on the whole world," Michael said. "That's boring as hell anyway. Well, let's see. There is no particular order to this, Otto has a girlfriend now, and now my house is overrun with tiny footstools that think they are cocker spaniels that eat only socks. They are housebroken now, so that does make it easier.
"Khaat is engaged to Brian. He gave her a gigantic ring with all sorts of diamonds and emeralds, and they seem to be blissfully happy. Your goddaughter is now 14 months old, walks, talks, has had some accidental baby magic, and is a beautiful, gentle child. She's about to be joined, any day now, by twins. Khaat's just about at the end of her second pregnancy, and so far its gone like a dream. As she tells me, one of Robs disgruntled employees got a notion that if she doped both Khaat and Rob up with Rob's pregnancy potion it would finally finish off whatever bond existed between Rob and Khaat. Truth be told, I haven't seen that woman back at Rob's labs since the night she did it, and I'm asking no questions. But that potion would impregnate a bus ticket if the ticket got soaked with a dose of it. It wasn't Khaat's fault, and indirectly Rob's. Anyone who makes that sort of nonsense needs...well,...maybe a bit more time with the dementors. Anyway, Rob has buggered off again, as usual, and life is about to change drastically for the Lupins any day now.
"Robert Lupin--he is a relentless workaholic, but you knew that. Kate has gone into business with Jessica Dark Heart. They've bought Madam Malkin's, and it appears to be selling things well. Jessica has been hired as a healer at St. Mungos as well. And me? I'm still helping myself to Honeydukes Fudge whenever I please. I take what I want, he sends me a bill, I pay the bill. Then in a few days we do it all over again. So, all in all, I don't think you've missed a damned thing. Not in personal lives anyway.
"But tell me about you." Michael could see that perhaps this trip had not been a year laying on a tropical beach with women in thongs or scanty bikinis. There seemed to be a few miles of rough road behind the young man. "You don't have to say anything you don't want to. Just know that you're in the company of people who have been down their own share of desolate road, and we'll be glad to help you make the adjustment a bit easier. You just have to give us the word."