"Come now, sir," Paris called out to the bartender from where he sat at the farther side of the bar. He sat up from his original, slouched position, and removed his chin from his palm for a moment to watch the sloppy movements of the man who'd been denied another drink. It was quite evident that the fellow had already had enough to drink, and that the bartender had been right in turning him down, but Paris had quickly grown board of sitting on his own, and found the other man's situation to be quite entertaining.
With a wide grin and a mischievous twinkle in his eyes, Paris shifted on the bar stool that he occupied, and leaned further in the direction of the bartender on the opposite side of the long, splintering table, "If you will not allow this man another drink, then I will have another. Clearly, I am not drunk, and I do not plan on getting drunk at any point or time this evening, as I will be sharing my next few bottles of firewhiskey with this kind fellow here. You would not deny me the right to share my purchases, would you? Even if the person that I choose to drink with happens to be a bit tipsy?" Paris spoke in a tone that betrayed his amusement - though his grin had done that job well enough. "I understand that there are limits, and that your hands are tied, but I haven't exceeded any of them, have I?"
Paris tilted his head slightly, and looked the bartender square in the eyes for good measure.
"P-l-e-a-s-e?" he begged jokingly.
"One bottle of firewhiskey to start - OH, OH - and I would like a basket of bread, if you would. Just a bit of butter," Paris requested, and gestured with his index finger and his thumb when he mentioned the amount of butter that he wanted to be included with his order. "Merci!"