((hey guys, lets just pretend Lucius is not a prisoner, I feel we need someone fully evil to take control here.))
And then, Lucius Malfoy joined the fray.
He strolled onto the scene as though this was something he did every day, for to be honest, this could hardly be called a battle. There wasn't nearly enough screaming, for starters.
At once, he noticed the hub of the enemy command. Apparently, the Order of the Phoenix, or the Auror squad, or whomever had decided to assist Hogwarts in its hour of need had decided having a chat was more important than defeating the ultimate evil. How insulting.
Lucius' wand flashed as he sent a blasting hex to the centre of the group, immediately followed by a couple of killing curses for the Minister of Magic and the red-haired child who stood with them. Red hair just pressed his buttons for some reason.
He had, however, noticed that one of their very own had been among the group, and not in the good, homocidal way, either. Poor Elldir. His death would not be a short or pleasant one.
"Sonorus," Lucius amplified his voice.
"Hello Hogwarts and welcome to Battle Bonanza Two Thousand Twenty Three. I'll be your host, Lucius Malfoy!
The following people will be dying shortly, so say goodbye to your loved ones: Thaorston Elldir, The entire Lupin family, Edgar Doyle and Shelby Malfoy - sorry darling, we don't like turncoats in this family."