"Oh, and now you disappointment me, Tessie," Michael laughed. "I was so hoping you'd bring a good old fashioned skiffle band to Diagon Alley. Something very Lonnie Donegan. That would turn some heads. Wizards have no bloody clue what good skiffle music is. I would think it might be something, that with your creative mind, you could refresh and introduce it to Britain's wizarding ignorant. Oh of course it would have to have really good stout on hand, and maybe some authentic Hawaiian luau cuisine. That is, if you think you could stand being seen a bit more individualistic than you are right now. Personally, I think it sounds like a great evening. A bit of Kahlua pork, a pint of stout, and some skiffle rightfully fronted by a ukelele. I have a vintage hawaiian shirt that is worth thousands of American muggle dollars. I would think you could add your own spin to it this summer and make it a style item. Make yourself known. As for myself and my friends, I know we'd turn out. Certainly beats deep fried everything in the pubs."
"Laura Croft here has a valid point," He gestured towards Sophia. "It would never do for you to try to conform. First of all, it isn't you. You'd be only acting at best. Second of all, its dreadfully boring. And, you don't seem to like boredom and the expected any more than I do. And third, you're better than the norm. You are far more gifted than that. Your sense of identity is a rare gift, and a treasure. Don't waste your time being dismayed by those who don't understand you. When you make use of the gifts you're given, now that, my dear Tessie, is the true joy in life, and the only real success there is.
He turned to Laura. "So, how did I meet Skinny? Um. Let me think. Ozzy introduced me to him. Oh, sorrry. Robert, that is. I went to a meeting to help rescue Khaat from Barker the first time he had her, and Robert had invited Skinny to that. And, yes, I was the one who got you out of Barker. Barker wasn't bright enough to remember I had found him there with Khaat just a short while before and he took you to the same place. That really was quite stupid on his part, but it did make it considerably easier to find you. You look like you are doing well. If it were me, Barker wouldnt make me nearly as crackers as the constant press coverage. I rather like reading the paper, not being read about in it."