Sing along to the tune of Common People by Pulp.
Vampire People
I said yeah?
Well I can't see anyone else smiling in here.
Are you sure...
You want to live like vampire people
You want to see whatever vampire people see
You want to sleep with vampire people,
You want to sleep with vampire people like me.
But she didn't understand,
She just smiled and held my hand.
Rent a flat above a shop,
Cut your hair and get a job.
Smoke some cigs and play some pool,
Pretend you went to a dozen schools.
But still you'll never get it right
'cos when you're laid in bed at night
Watching roaches climb the wall
If you call your wolf he could stop it all. Yeah!
You'll never live like vampire people
You'll never do whatever vampire people do
You'll never fail like vampire people
You'll never watch your life slide out of view,
And dance and drink and screw
Because there's nothing else to do.
Sing along with the undead people, sing along and it might just get you thru'
Laugh along with the undead people
Laugh along even though they're laughing at you and the stupid things that you do.
Because you think that dead is cool.
Like a dog lying in the corner, he'll bite you but never warn you
look out; when he phases, his insides turn out
'Cause everybody hates a tourist
Especially one who thinks it's all such a laugh
That she'll put everyone in the Volturi's path
You will never understand
How it feels to live your life
With no meaning and no soul
And with nowhere left to go
You are amazed that they exist
And they burn so bright whilst you can only wonder why.
Rent a flat above a shop
Cut your hair and get a job
Smoke some cigs and play some pool
Pretend you went to every school
But still you'll never get it right
`cos when you're laid in bed at night
Watching .... roaches climb the wall
If you called Jacob he could stop it all, Yeah.
Never live like vampire people
Never do what vampire people do
Never fail like vampire people
Never watch your life .... slide out of view
And then dance, and drink, .... and screw
Because there's nothing else to do
I want to drink from the common people, I want to drink from the common people like you... (fade out)