Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes

Basic Blaze Box
price: 550 Sickles
A basic selection of Weasleys' Wild-Fire Whiz-Bangs, the twins' wizarding fireworks.


Bruise-remover paste
Thick yellow paste that heals bruises within an hour.


Canary Creams
price: 7 Sickles
Have the appearance and taste of ordinary custard creams, but transfigure the eater into a huge canary. The effect is short-lived, however, since the person moults a few moments later and becomes his or her normal self.


Decoy Detonators
Weird-looking black horn-type objects that scurry out of sight and make a loud noise to create a diversion


Deflagration Deluxe
price: 20 Galleons
A deluxe selection of Weasleys' Wild-Fire Whiz-Bangs, the twins' wizarding fireworks.


Edible Dark Marks -
They'll Make Anyone Sick!


Extendable Ears
price:15 Sickles
Has the appearance of a piece of flesh-coloured string; one end is attached to the listener's ear, the other is placed near what the listener wants to overhear. If a solid object with an Imperturbable Charm on it is in the way, the Extendable Ear won't be able to pick up the desired sounds.



Fainting Fancy
price:22 Sickles
One of the range of sweets found in a Skiving Snackbox, this causes the eater to faint.


Fever Fudge
price:6 Sickles
One of the range of sweets found in a Skiving Snackbox. Each end of the sweet is colour-coded, so that one end causes the eater to develop a high fever and the other cancels the effect.



Guaranteed Ten-Second Pimple Vanisher 4 Sickles


Hangman, Reusable
price: 3 Sickles
advertising slogan: Reusable Hangman - Spell It Or He'll Swing!
A toy for playing Hangman - not on paper, but with a tiny wooden man and a real set of gallows to scale, where apparently the little man will march up the gallows steps as the game progresses.


Hats, Headless
price: 2 galleons
A Headless Hat carries a special invisibility charm that, when placed on a wearer, makes the wearer's head invisible (along with the hat itself), but the rest of the wearer remains visible.

Hats, Shield 55Sickles
Causes jinxes to bounce off the wearer. Not effective against Unforgivables.


Instant Darkness Powder 31Sickles
Imported from Peru


love potions 45 Sickles
One of the WonderWitch line of products. Effective for about 24 hours, depending on the weight of the boy, and the attractiveness of the girl.


Muggle magic tricks 1Sickles
Non-magical card and rope tricks. Considered a novelty to wizards.


Nosebleed Nougat
price:6 Sickles
One of the range of sweets found in a Skiving Snackbox. Each end of the sweet is colour-coded, where one end causes the eater to develop a serious nosebleed, while the other end cancels the effect.

Patented Daydream Charms 9Sickles
Comes in a colorful box bearing the picture of a young couple on the deck of a pirate ship. Offers a thirty-minute daydream from a simple incantation. Side effects include vacant expression and minor drooling.


Portable Swamp
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When deployed, creates a swamp covering the target area.

Puking Pastilles
price: 6Sickles
One of the range of sweets found in a Skiving Snackbox. Each end of the sweet is colour-coded, so that one end causes the eater to vomit and the other cancels the effect. Fred and George had trouble with the prototype until they got the effect balanced so that the vomiting was severe but not so severe that the cancelling end couldn't be swallowed.


Punching telescope 6 Sickles
Trick telescope that when squeezed emits a cloud of black smoke, a bang, and a tiny fist springs out to give the user a black eye.


Pygmy Puffs 8Sickles
Miniture puffskeins, small round fluffy ball-like creatures in shades of purple and pink, that emit highpitched squeaks. Make cuddly affectionate pets.


quills
price:6 Sickles
Come in Self-Inking, Smart-Answer, Spell-Checking varieties.


Skiving Snackbox
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A range of sweets to make the eater ill; each different category looks like a different type of sweet and causes a different kind of illness. Each sweet is colour-coded so that one end causes the illness and the other makes the effect lift.


Ton-Tongue Toffees
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Imbued with an Engorgement Charm, these sweets make a person's tongue swell up to ten times its normal size. It took six months for the twins to develop them, which didn't please their mother as they were supposed to have been studying for their OWLs at the time.


U-No-Poo
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advertising slogan: Why are you worrying about You-Know Who?
You should be worrying about U-No-Poo - the Constipation Sensation that's gripping the nation!

Causes constipation in the unwary victim. The twins turned the Ministry's warning posters about Voldemort - You-Know-Who - to their advantage by mimicking them in their advertising for this product.


wands, fake
wands, trick
price: worth 5 Galleons,
Although these items look just like normal wands, when used they do something funny, such as change into something silly such as (for the cheapest variety) rubber chickens or pairs of pants (US: a tin parrot or a rubber haddock) or beat the unwary user about the head and neck (for the most expensive variety) .


Wildfire Whiz-Bangs
price: depends on the specific selection purchased
Wizarding fireworks creating various visual effects, carrying special enchantments that result in variations if two fireworks collide with one another or if various spells are deployed to try to get rid of the fireworks. Stunning them results in a violent explosion, for instance, while a Vanishing Spell multiplies the target firework by 10.


WonderWitch line of products
Packaged in violent pink. Includes love potions and Guaranteed Ten-Second Pimple Vanisher