"GIVE IT HERE YOU BLOODY YONKER!"
The tranquility of the lake was instantly shattered as a large feathered creature launched itself out of the tree line of the Forbidden Forest with what looked to be a highly colourful wild man hanging off its back with his arms wrapped around its neck.
"DROP IT! I SAID DROP IT YOU OVER-SIZED TURKEY VULTURE!" Mordecai's commanding voice boomed out over the lake, carried on by the acoustics of the still water. The Hippogriff, for indeed that was what the creature was, let loose a shrill indignant screech as it tried to take a snap at the man but Mordecai was onto the featherbrain's schemes. He swung his legs up onto the beast's back and when its swung its hooked beak around to take a chunk of his thigh off he threw back his fist and gave the animal a solid left hook to the side of its head. Once! Twice! Three times! How do ya like them apples ya snitch thief!
The hippogriff did not like that. In the least bit. A piercing call rang out as the creature did a summersault in mid-air in an attempt to dislodge its angry passenger and a hippogriff being what it was well...
"YOU BLOODY CHEATER!"
SPLASH!
Hippogriff 1, Mordecai 0.
When Mordecai's head finally broke through the surface of the lake the Hippogriff was already long gone, back into the Forbidden Forest where it would be left alone and not used as a punching bag by some two-legged wand wielding lunatic. And with it went Mordecai's lucky Golden Snitch, right down the beast’s greedy gullet.
"I'LL GET YOU YET! JUST WAIT AND SEE YOU...YOU...ARRGGGH!"
Mordecai shook his fist violently as he bobbed up and down, soaked to the bone and really hating the fact that he was bested by a bird-brained horse. Vowing revenge of the highest degree Mordecai breast-stroked his way back to shore and hauled himself out of the lake. His heavy Quidditch robes stuck to him like a second skin and he didn't even bother to try and dry himself with a simple spell. Instead he just flopped face first onto the grass and lay there, growling to himself the entire time.
"I hate hippogriffs."